Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...

276. Alice Cullen is not allowed to go seek the holy grail.

277. Alice Cullen is not allowed to suddenly speak only in chinese

278. Alice is not allowed to curse bella off in latin.

279. Alice Cullen is not allowed to only talk in Green Day quotes.

280. Alice is not allowed to go out to a club and pull a 'Coyote Ugly' and start dancing on top of the bar.

281. Alice Cullen is not allowed to fall passionately in love with Avril Lavigne.

282. Alice Cullen is not allowed to go to one of Jessica's parties and spike the punch. Then take blackmail photos of everyone while they're under the influence and doing stupid things.

283. Alice Cullen is not allowed to dress up as a leprechaun and temp small children into rabbit holes with the promise of money and candy.

Haha
284. Alice Cullen is not allowed to steal a clown car from the circus and ride around Forks in it.

nice!
285. Alice Cullen is not allowed to paint her room black and say that she's in mourning for her shoes.

I can somehow see her doing that...
286. Alice Cullen is not allowed to walk around on stilts so that she will no longer be the shortest one of the group.

Lol, stilts are fun, but Alice on stilts would just be weird.

287. Alice Cullen is not allowed to skip along a yellow brick road linking arms with Emmett, Edward, Jasper and Jacob (the dog) singing "We're off to see the wizard!"

nice one.

288. Alice Cullen is not allowed to bash Rose on the head until she's shorter than Alice.

289. Alice Cullen is not allowed to start dressing like Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day and claim that she is him.

somehow, i don't think she could get away with that one

290. Alice Cullen is not allowed to start calling everyone baby or darling.

291. Alice Cullen is not allowed to refer to her as 'her highness' and have Edward bring her water, and Jasper fan her.

292. Alice Cullen is not allowed to genuflect before Jasper and address him only as "Sex God of the Universe"

293. Alice Cullen is not allowed to tell everyone the details of what happens between her and Jasper in the bedroom.

294. Alice Cullen is not allowed to refer to herself as "The Bouncy Creature from Hell."

295. Alice Cullen is not allowed to dress up as a pink bunny and get drunk.

296. Alice Cullen is not allowed to organize a costume ball at the high school and declare the theme to be playboy bunnies.

297. Alice Cullen is not allowed to become a playboy bunny.

298. Alice Cullen is not allowed to let Emmett shoot her out of a canon to see how far she'll go.

299. Alice Cullen is not allowed to convince Bella to smoke.

300(wow!) Alice Cullen is not allowed to have scooter races with Bella and Rosalie while they're at the mall.