Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...

253. Alice Cullen is not allowed to become a rebel when Lauren takes over the world and make us kill her.

254: Alice Cullen is not allowed to buy a lot of chips at wal-mart and shove them all in her face.

255. Alice Cullen is not allowed to sneak into a blood bank and take everything that is in it, calling it the buffet.

256; Alice Cullen is not allowed to claim all the food in the world as hers.

257. Alice Cullen is not allowed to get high and go into new York City. Good god, imagine what would happen?

258; Alice Cullen is not allowed to make posinous ramen and feed it to Bella.

259. Alice Cullen is not allowed to shout out load when she drops ramen noodles down her shirt.

260; When Alice Cullen's phone is vibrating because of a call, she is not allowed to scream that her pants are vibrating and blush.

261. Alice Cullen is not allowed to start a gossip collumn.

262. Alice Cullen is not allowed to hate shopping.

263. Alice Cullen is not allowed to fall out of love with Jasper and fall in love with Zac Efron.

264. Alice Cullen is not allowed to get a green mohawk and go to a rock concert with Mike.

265. Alice Cullen is not allowed to run Mike down with her Porsche and tell the police that he just jumped out infront of her for no reason.

haha that would be alice. lol

257. Alice Cullen is not allowed to go to a wait room and say she is too fat and needs to work out.

Definitely not!! And Zac Efron? Eek!

265. Alice Cullen is not allowed to trick Emmett into walking into a lingerie shop, by telling him Rosalie is hiding in amongst the shelves.

Haha. I bet he would actually like it in there..

266. Alice Cullen is not allowed to become Bella's 'mini me' by dressing and acting like her.

I can't see any reason why she would do that, so I think we're safe there

267. Alice Cullen is not allowed to put tantalizing videos of herself on YouTube and make thousands of guys from all over the world go suicidal just from seeing her beauty.

lol, that's Alice for ya. lol

268. Alice Cullen is not allow to dress up like a witch and run around town yelling, "Hi, my name is Angela Weber!"

lol

Haha nice one.

269. Alice Cullen is not allowed to make everyone participate in her version of Alice in Wonderland.

haha more like Alice in Wonderland...Mall. (i made that up in science class one day lol)

270. Alice Cullen is not allowed to turn into a whore.

Alice in Wonderland Mall...haha nice.
Yeah, she's certainly not allowed to do that. Jasper would not be happy.

271. Alice Cullen is not allowed to move in with the Seven Dwarfs and tell everyone that she's their long lost sister.

she's the right size for it

272. Alice Cullen is not allowed to wear a red cape and call herself Little Red Riding Hood and lie in wait for the wolf.

273. Alice Cullen is not allowed to go down to Cancun for Spring break and party for days.

274. Alice Cullen is not allowed to file a missing persons report for a teddy bear.

275. Alice Cullen is not allowed to sign Carlisle up to be the new Sex Ed teacher at the school.