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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
|  Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say  Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:05 pm | |
| 23. Rosalie, I'm not in the mood to make love tonight. | |
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slashy snow eagle
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300
Age : 31
Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war
Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option...
Registration date : 2008-02-20
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:18 pm | |
| 24. rose, honey? hate to tell you this, but you could really use some makeup! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:05 pm | |
| 25. OH GOD! I'm starting to get MAN BOOBS! | |
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slashy snow eagle
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300
Age : 31
Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war
Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option...
Registration date : 2008-02-20
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:13 pm | |
| 26. I'm actually Wolverine, but I'm not allowed to tell anyone. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:02 pm | |
| 27. *starts singing the lyrics to 'You're the One That I Want' to Rosalie* | |
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slashy snow eagle
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300
Age : 31
Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war
Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option...
Registration date : 2008-02-20
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:07 pm | |
| 28. I'm taking up needlepoint. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:53 pm | |
| 29. Rosalie, you have really bad morning breath so please try not to breathe in my face. | |
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slashy snow eagle
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300
Age : 31
Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war
Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option...
Registration date : 2008-02-20
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:22 am | |
| 30. I'm giving up video games for lent. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:34 am | |
| 31. Hey Esme, when you get done with that romance novel, may I borrow it? | |
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slashy snow eagle
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300
Age : 31
Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war
Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option...
Registration date : 2008-02-20
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:36 am | |
| 32. Judy Blume is my favorite author. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:04 am | |
| 33. I just love warm apple pie... | |
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slashy snow eagle
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300
Age : 31
Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war
Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option...
Registration date : 2008-02-20
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:17 am | |
| 34. Where's my fuzzy bunny?! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:14 am | |
| Rose had it for breakfast..
35. Bite me Alice! Do it, DO IT NOW! | |
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slashy snow eagle
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300
Age : 31
Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war
Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option...
Registration date : 2008-02-20
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:43 pm | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:55 pm | |
| 37. Here comes Peter Cottontail hopping down the bunny trail..hippity hoppity Easter's on it's way.. | |
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Lilly Cullen
Head of Cullen Cults FBI
Number of posts : 3691
Age : 33
Location : Tryin' to make sure that Anne's post count stays below mine!
Humor : Until Bella Swan moved here we all thought he was gay
Registration date : 2008-01-08
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:53 pm | |
| 38. i love pink, such a manly colour *hisses at edward* you cant have it, its mine! Mine i tell you, MINE!!!
.....*edward stares*.... | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:10 am | |
| Haha nice.
39. I had an affair with Lauren Mallory, but shhh don't tell Rose. | |
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Lilly Cullen
Head of Cullen Cults FBI
Number of posts : 3691
Age : 33
Location : Tryin' to make sure that Anne's post count stays below mine!
Humor : Until Bella Swan moved here we all thought he was gay
Registration date : 2008-01-08
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:09 pm | |
| 40. i had one with alice too, dont tell rose OR jasper... | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:24 pm | |
| Well he's just been a naughty boy then hasn't he?
41. Rose, baby, please stop wearing those really short, form fitting outfits. You're embarrassing me. | |
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Lilly Cullen
Head of Cullen Cults FBI
Number of posts : 3691
Age : 33
Location : Tryin' to make sure that Anne's post count stays below mine!
Humor : Until Bella Swan moved here we all thought he was gay
Registration date : 2008-01-08
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:24 pm | |
| 42. Bella is so hot.
*edward glares* | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:50 pm | |
| 43. So is Esme. She's one hot mama, that one. | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:44 am | |
| 44. HEY BRITNEY! Come back, I'm not done suducing you yet. | |
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ray
Feeling Like Juliet
Number of posts : 524
Location : in forks with cullens
Humor : Dane Cook-BK lounge
Registration date : 2008-02-14
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:41 pm | |
| oh god no!
45.*whines in little kid voice*But, but Eddy i want it!*reaching for candy in wal-mart checkout aisle as Edward slaps his hand away* | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:07 pm | |
| haha i do that all the time.
46. Momma may I go out dancing? yes my darling daughter. momma may I try romancing? yes my darling daughter.
(its a song) | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:09 pm | |
| 47. No problem Mike, I'd be more than happy to share Rosalie with you. | |
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