Kicking Stephenie's butt if no happy ending.

In here we are talking about what we'll do to Stephenie Meyer if she does not end Breaking Dawn the way we want to.

Post all of your ideas on here.

We should have ranks lol. like in one of the other cults we had sertain things we were going to do if it did not end the way we wanted. lol any ideas?

kidnap her and force her to change it into something we like.

i like that one!
it has possibilities

it does indeed. you wanna help us?

we are taking after the lady in Misery! i still love that movie. lol

anyone can join us in the hunt for a happy ending.
that would consist (for me) or:
Bella turning into a vampire
a good wedding
Jake finding a good person to stay with
...idk what else. lol

Jasper and Alice/Rosalie and Emmett getting their own stories. Bella and Edward shouldn't be the only ones to have the spotlight. That would be MY happy ending to the whole thing. I'd be more than willing to 'persuade' her into writing something like that.

good one lauren. you're right, they're hogging the stage! she needs to give us closure on how charlie and renee react, too.

Thank you Anne. Yes, I agree Charlie and Renee need to be in there somewhere as well. You have to have the reaction of the parents, or it's just not as good.

Ooh, I'm definitely in on this. I'm sure my hostage holding skills will come in handy Though I usually would do a bit more than just "hold" hostages (and I don't mean that in a sick way at all).

I agree - the most important thing (besides Bella becoming a vampire and she and Edward getting married) is Emmett getting a chance to tell his story. And I think Mike needs to break away from Bella as well. I'll be mad if she leaves that hanging.

oh, mike totally needs some closure! he needs to find himself a nice girl of his own.

i knew you'd like this one, sam . you can use you assassin assassinator skills here too!

Yeah, he really does need to stop following Bella around like the sick little puppy that he is. That kind of behavior just isn't healthy. Maybe something will happen between him and Jessica..

jake and jess? ugh. he deserves better than her!

I think we were talking about Mike and Jess. The puppy dog reference is probably what set you off Don't worry.

I think it would be cool if Jess and Mike ended up together. They're both... well, loose ends that need tying, so they might as well be with each other. And they seem to like each other, so it couldn't hurt.

Yes, my assassin assassinator skills will be very useful here As will your assistant assassin assassinator (gosh, that's hard to type!) skills. But don't worry, I won't be doing any damage to Stephenie Meyer. Just think how many people would hate me if I did... *shudders*

i wouldn't hate any one if they just forced her to rewrite the ending.

I wouldn't hate anyone either, especially you Sam. I couldn't hate you if I tried.

And yes, I was referring to Mike when I was talking about the sick puppy. I would never put Jacob with Jessica, they're not right for each other at all.

yeah, but Mike and Jess already tried and failed once...wanna go for round two?

Sure why not, who knows they may hit it off the second time around.

Aw, thank you Lauren It's funny, because I'm quite an annoying person really, but there's nobody who actually hates me (except for some evil Russian skating coaches and a weirdo French organization in the city - and both of them hold a grudge against my family, not me personally). I couldn't hate you if I tried either.

And yeah, you're right. Mike and Jess don't seem to be super-deep characters, so you never know, they might be able to make it work, despite their rough past.

i wanna know what happens to angela as well because she was bella's only real human friend through out the books- i dont really care what happenes i just wanna know

i wanna help with the stephenie thing i could use my super awesome stalking skills to get her then you guys could use your assasin assasinater and assistant assasin assasinater skills from there

i can't remember what i was. what thread was that all even in?? i sooo forgot!

hey Carmz NETSPEAK SUCKS sooo have 2 let me in!!! 'Cause, no offense to Jacob lvrs, but if she end up w\ Jacob IM GONNA KILL HER!!!!!!! sry.
I'll like point the dart gun @ her head and NETSPEAK SUCKS guys can scare the crap out of her with NETSPEAK SUCKS threats. lol I wanna know what happens to Angela 2! i'd laugh if she turned out to be a witch! lol

i so have to be in on this! as long as she accepts that she has done wrong and will change every detail we tell her to she can live lol jkjk i couldn't hurt steph guys! she has given us three amazing books, and i highly doubt this one will not meet our expectations. but if it doesn't we should rip off her toe nails and make her eat them lmao!

what does "lmao' mean? im so clueless.

any one is welcome to help us make her change it if we don't like it!

lmao= Laughing my as$ off.

Yeah, the more people to help out the better. We can use all the help we can get.

ha ha ha, i'll help!