Things Bella can't do

Lets see What can't the Clumsy Girl Do?

1.Bella is not allowed to call Emmett Big bear or Grizzly Adams.

2.Bella can't give herself a paper cut then tell Jasper to 'come and get it'.


3.Bella can't run on the other side of the border then stick out her tongue when mad at Edward

like she hasn't done that already? (#3) lol

4. Bella Cullen is not allowed to let Jacob take advantage of her, thus forcing her to kiss him again.

5.Bella can't go skydiving without 'Edward' supervision.

Bella can not go over to La Pushand say to Paul, "hey yo! you're a big wimpy!"

7 (yay! I love this #) Bella Swan is not allowed to spike her hair and dye it neon green.

8. Bella is not allowed to go through Alice's closet, throw all her stuff away and then replace it with hobo clothes.

haha that would be....scary to see what Alice would do to get even with her. teehee!

9. Bella Swan is not allowed to paint Emmett's Jeep pink for Alice.

10. Bella can not go for more than a week without almost dying.

Haha I think that's near impossible anyway

11. Bella is not allowed to give Alice a make-over and make her look like a Gothic elf.

haha that would be a wee bit scary!

12. Bella is not allowed to get in a chat room and have cheat on Edward with a 5 million year old man.

13. Bella is not allowed to complain about having a bad boyfriend. That is impossible.

DUH! if she don't want him, I'll be happy to take him off of her hands! lol

not welcome me to her cult :p good one skylar

lol welcom heather muahahahaha!

15. can't make it through a day without tripping

that would be me.

16. Bella can't not go trip over her own feet...while sitting down.

Actually, i think if anyone could pull that off, it'd be her

17. Bella can't just take a normal walk in the woods for once.

18. Bella is not allowed to attempt to force Edward to...you know.

too late.
Skylar: I've tripped over my feet while I was sitting down.

19. Bella Swan is not allowed to leave Forks so that she can go to a bigger town.

20. bella is not allowed to turn into a vampire AND a werewolf

why not? that'd be fricken awesome.

you already know my edward theory.

wat is it i forgot.

someone else also said that it would be cool in breaking dawn if edward turned back into a human.

21. Bella is not allowed to "go shopping" *hinthintwinkwinknudgenudge* with Alice.... In Edward's bedroom.....

hahahahahaha!

22. bella is not allowed to walk across a flat surface and not trip or make a fool out of herself

23. Bella is not allowed to "accidentally" fall on a motorcycle and be "forced" to ride it around until it lost it's momentum and stops... or she runs it into a tree... or she gets distracted by the voice in her head... or all of the above...