Things Bella can't do

what the crap?!

bella is not allowed to use the imaginator 4000 (c) to come out of her book and go into lord of the rings

i need a map?!?

bella isn't allowed to taunt seedy guys in front of bars.

haha.

bella isnt allowed to go on cullen cults at school

lol that'd be awesome if they really did and read all this crap we've written about them. the characters, i mean.

i've read fic where the characters actually go and read fics about themselves. that'd be a trippy expirience. if i were in a movie or show or something, i'd go read my fanfiction lol.

oooh yeah so would i. that would be cool. but i wouldnt tell people it was me and then i'd talk about myself... in a way. like jk rowling, she would go in to harry potter disscusion chats an they wouldnt know who she was. they would get in arguements. isnt that funny? youd be arguing with someone about harry potter then it would turn out to be the author

lol yeah. and then you'd be like "i'm the author!" and nobody would believe you.

i wouldn't believe someone if they said they were JKR.

yeah. i wouldnt either. but she has this website (her homepage) and she has a rumors thing where she finds out all these crazy rumors and posts them and says if theyre true or not

yeah i know i used to frequent her site lol.

I'm still confuzzled...

JKR's site

why so confused

why so looking back?

sorry that's a song. i just thought of it when i read your post heather.

oh so i remind you of a song.... is that it? jk i dont know what im talking about

bella cant do her mom

or can she?

why are we asking so many questions? and why can't she do her mom? i would. just kidding. lol

me too.

i'm not kidding.

yes i am!

lol. ya know what's really fun? making all the underclassmen (in my case, ex-6th graders) think that you are lesbian with your friends. do you know how entertaining that is?!? lol

and the little boys stop hitting on you. it rocks all around. lol

haha i don't have to try to do that.

lol jk.

all the boys on my brothers soccer team think im hot (hes in middle school) and my bofriends little brother (in 7th) its kind of awkward. and i dont think the lesbian thing would work. theyd probably think it was hot (eeeew)

haha but you DID wear your lesbian shirt today, heather!

lol that was a reference to this really weird dream i had with heather in it. we got m&ms out of a "lesbian" iPod and then this girl said heather's shirt was a lesbian shirt and heather got all offended.

it was a harry potter shirt

okay, if someone said that i was a lesbian or something i did was i'd be like, how did you know? who told you?!

lol in the dream she just said that she didn't have time to buy clothes cuz she was only there for a week.

but she's been here for a year.

so that made no sense.

she also said she was a junior, but she was graduating in a week, also not true.

bella cant do.... YOUR MOM!