How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!

that would be fun to see!

make jess have terrible pms.

Yes it would.

"Accidenly" forget to give him a parachute before shoving him out of a plane.

hehe.

feed him to the minotaur.

Nice.

Strip him down, cover his entire body with honey then stick him down in a massive ant hill.

lol

make him go to wedding and try to steal bella.

hahahahaha

dress him up as harry potter and send him to Voldemort's bat cave

Tie him up and rotate him over a camp fire. Chestnuts won't be the only nuts roasting over an open fire...

lo!!!!

make him go to a GazettE consourt and put his head next to an amp and have Reita and have him slam on his base

Haha that would do it.

Take him to the zoo and shove him over the wall of the enclosure where they keep the lions.

haha put him in the Lion King to hang out with the hyenas!

lol make him hang out with my sis

HAHA lock him in a room with my brother and he'll die of the smell...

but i guess he's a boy too so he's used to it.

but hes a cross dresser

what?

WHO?

wait, mike? since when?

anyway...

feed him prunes until he bursts.

you know who looks like a drag queen?

Christopher Walken.

meh, sort of. not really, imo.

kind of, in hairspray

which one's he?

Tracey's dad.

but he really looks like it in Caesar. we watched it in Latin and that's where i got that idea from.

but in one part in the movie he has a beard, and i think he should keep it cuz it made him look like a normal guy.

Put him a bus that has a bomb on it and if the speed limit goes below 60, it'll explode. Put road blocks up along the way so that the bus will have to go below 60mph.

that's... creative.... lol

I got it from the movie Speed

yeah that movie freaked me out the first time i saw it, i was like omg theyre all gonna die! but not really cuz the good guys ALWAYS win in movies like that