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 How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!

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Edward_lover_63801
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! - Page 2 Icon_minitimeThu Apr 24, 2008 11:37 am

I like this thread!!!

-Jab him with pencils!!

- *Like on Saw* Have a jaw breaker thing around his head and the key to it in his stomach...He has to operate on himself to live!

-Put him in a room with the walls closing in he's bare foot with broken glass all over the floor....He has to find the key to the door to open it and get out *The key is under the glass* With the oxygen decreasing!

I know I am so cruel!! Bwahaha
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CarmenCullen:)
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Number of posts : 2899
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Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
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HAHA! That's funny. Very Happy lol

We could put him in cuffs, but have the cuffs over the top of a shower curtain pole thing and jam a screw driver into him until he bleeds to death. MWAHAHA!
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XxEdward+BellaxX
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Tie him to two cars and have the cars Drive in Diffrent Directions!!
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Kiss.of.Crimson
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Kiss.of.Crimson


Number of posts : 3451
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Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! - Page 2 Icon_minitimeThu Apr 24, 2008 7:50 pm

Kill him Vlad Tepes style, and drop him on long , sharp wooden pole and let him slowly bleed out.

The Kiss of Death- Put poison in some lipstick, put it on and then kiss him on the lips.
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Nice I like the Kiss Of DEaTH
oooo hit him with a crow bar!!!
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RogueHEROsaysBEDWARD
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haha make him swallow cotton balls until he dies.
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slashy snow eagle
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i like that one!

send him to high school for his entire life Rolling Eyes
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Ya that would kill him

Make him go To Bella and Edward's wedding and look at his heart break.
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CarmenCullen:)
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That would kill Jacob.
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NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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CarmenCullen:)
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I'm a little "ehh" about that one.
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slashy snow eagle
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it might work. *shrug*

make him deal with zaphod beeblebrox for more than 5 minutes.
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Who?
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slashy snow eagle
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hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. great book full of stupid characters!
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OH now i get it!!
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so why are we killing mike? what did he do this time?
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RogueHEROsaysBEDWARD
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no reason. i'm not even trying to kill mike. this is just fun to make up ways to kill someone.
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Kiss.of.Crimson
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Drug him, tie him up, put him in his car, put something heavy down on the accelerator and watch as it runs off a cliff.
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shove crayons up his nose until they rupture his brain
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Ewww FUN!!!

Ummm Make him go on a date with the coolest girl alive and make his Parents come...
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Make him watch Charlie The Unicorn until his brain exploded
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Dude that would not take long...

Make him go to math class FOREVER!!!!
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lol in my math class he'd just slip into a coma... it's not exciting enough for him to die...
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EVIL MATH CALL NEW TEACHERS BARBIE AND BARNEY!!!
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what?
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