How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!

feed him to a polar bear

Send him back to Mars where he belongs.

bury him alive

Lock him up in a meat locker.

Throw axes at his head and then use a switchblade knife to slit his throat. Then, cut his wrists and set him on fire.

Drown him

strangle him with a chocker.

lock him in a glass room and make him look at a table full of food which he can't take, and just wait for him to starve to death..

lock him in a round rubber room and tell him to go sit in the corner.

^^hahhahaa gd one
poke his eyes out with a pencil and than shove him into a crowd

ewww. wouldnt want to be in the cowd.

make him hold his wee for a wii lol

uhmmmm... push him off a building.

i don't feel very creative today..

Put him in a room with me when I'm angry & have pms

decapitate him with an elevator!!! (almost happened to me once)

^ oh god, how?????

shoot his a**

Put his uhmmm... thing into a meat grinder.

drown him in a tank filled with black coffee. though that's a waste of good coffee...

lol. so you wanna hear the story? alrighty then.

kay, so about a year ago i went with my family to eat at the fancy restauraunt that's at the top of the Tower of the Americas (for those that don't know what that is, it's this big tower in my city (San Antonio) that has a restaraunt at the top that spins and this observation deck and some other cool stuff). afterwards we went to the observation deck for a while and then went to go back down. there was a ginormous line for the elevator (like seriously ginormous) so me, my brother, and my stepdad decided that we wanted to just take the stairs. so we did. a monsterous feat, i tell you. the tower really IS high.

anyway. as we're going down the stairs, i notice these grates every once in a while on the walls. finally, a long ways down, i see one that's open and outside i can see the city. so ofcourse i'm like "cool! i wanna go stick my head out and look down!"

so i start to walk towards the window, lateeda, and i'm about a foot away from sticking my head out when WHOOSH! the elevator goes by right over it.

so basically, i was a foot away from death by elevator.

nice story, isn't it?

lol, nice.

ooh, i know! squish him between the wall and those revolving door things. *shudder* i hate those so much. they terrify me...

Rollercoaster decaptitation.

That poor, stupid kid..

you heard about the kid that got killed at sixflags (the death total at sixflags is like what now?! 30? MORE?!?!?!) he went to go retrieve his hat and the superman ride (i believe it was) came down and hit him, his best friend was next to him and had to watch it... thankfully it was a fast death though
*shudder* that would suck
but think if you were actually on the ride, you're just riding along, then you come around a turn only to see a guy standing under the coaster, you keep moving right towards him, then you go over him, hear a BANG, turn around you got a dead guy lying right where you just were... ugh i am NEVER going to sixflags

i say we send mike to a sixflags amusment park and make him go retrieve something from under a roller coaster

I heard about that too. It was kind of his fault though. He was stupid enough to climb TWO fences to get it. They are there for a reason!! lol

Exactly. I feel so sorry for his parents, though. I can't imagine what they must be going through..

Drop him into a river filled with parana

i feel bad for the people on the ride! they had to see it and deal with all the blood and stuff. and the EMT and stuff. That would be terrible!

Yea, that too. Talk about a nightmare. I bet no one else will climb those fences again, though.

Smother him with a pillow.