Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...

263. Alice Cullen is not allowed to fall out of love with Jasper and fall in love with Zac Efron.

264. Alice Cullen is not allowed to get a green mohawk and go to a rock concert with Mike.

265. Alice Cullen is not allowed to run Mike down with her Porsche and tell the police that he just jumped out infront of her for no reason.

haha that would be alice. lol

257. Alice Cullen is not allowed to go to a wait room and say she is too fat and needs to work out.

Definitely not!! And Zac Efron? Eek!

265. Alice Cullen is not allowed to trick Emmett into walking into a lingerie shop, by telling him Rosalie is hiding in amongst the shelves.

Haha. I bet he would actually like it in there..

266. Alice Cullen is not allowed to become Bella's 'mini me' by dressing and acting like her.

I can't see any reason why she would do that, so I think we're safe there

267. Alice Cullen is not allowed to put tantalizing videos of herself on YouTube and make thousands of guys from all over the world go suicidal just from seeing her beauty.

lol, that's Alice for ya. lol

268. Alice Cullen is not allow to dress up like a witch and run around town yelling, "Hi, my name is Angela Weber!"

lol

Haha nice one.

269. Alice Cullen is not allowed to make everyone participate in her version of Alice in Wonderland.

haha more like Alice in Wonderland...Mall. (i made that up in science class one day lol)

270. Alice Cullen is not allowed to turn into a whore.

Alice in Wonderland Mall...haha nice.
Yeah, she's certainly not allowed to do that. Jasper would not be happy.

271. Alice Cullen is not allowed to move in with the Seven Dwarfs and tell everyone that she's their long lost sister.

she's the right size for it

272. Alice Cullen is not allowed to wear a red cape and call herself Little Red Riding Hood and lie in wait for the wolf.

273. Alice Cullen is not allowed to go down to Cancun for Spring break and party for days.

274. Alice Cullen is not allowed to file a missing persons report for a teddy bear.

275. Alice Cullen is not allowed to sign Carlisle up to be the new Sex Ed teacher at the school.

276. Alice Cullen is not allowed to go seek the holy grail.

277. Alice Cullen is not allowed to suddenly speak only in chinese

278. Alice is not allowed to curse bella off in latin.

279. Alice Cullen is not allowed to only talk in Green Day quotes.

280. Alice is not allowed to go out to a club and pull a 'Coyote Ugly' and start dancing on top of the bar.

281. Alice Cullen is not allowed to fall passionately in love with Avril Lavigne.

282. Alice Cullen is not allowed to go to one of Jessica's parties and spike the punch. Then take blackmail photos of everyone while they're under the influence and doing stupid things.

283. Alice Cullen is not allowed to dress up as a leprechaun and temp small children into rabbit holes with the promise of money and candy.

Haha
284. Alice Cullen is not allowed to steal a clown car from the circus and ride around Forks in it.

nice!
285. Alice Cullen is not allowed to paint her room black and say that she's in mourning for her shoes.