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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 23
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
|  Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say  Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:25 pm | |
| lol
125. Emmett, get over here you hunk of hottness. |
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slashy snow eagle
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300
Age : 25
Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war
Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option...
Registration date : 2008-02-20
| | Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:34 pm | |
| rose would kill her, if jasper didn't do it first!
126. my name is alice, and i am a chocoholic. _________________ The Ink Drinkers check it out now! |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 31
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:37 pm | |
| Nice one.
127. I swear our dear brother Emmett is one fry short of a happy meal. _________________ A l i c e Cult
>Jasper Hale has my heart |
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slashy snow eagle
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300
Age : 25
Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war
Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option...
Registration date : 2008-02-20
| | Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:45 pm | |
| *snort* nice!
128. leah clearwater is just the right size for a midnight snack. _________________ The Ink Drinkers check it out now! |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 31
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:36 pm | |
| Ha..
129. There's an evil monkey in my closet and he's putting on a little fashion show wearing my clothes! _________________ A l i c e Cult
>Jasper Hale has my heart |
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slashy snow eagle
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300
Age : 25
Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war
Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option...
Registration date : 2008-02-20
| | Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:49 pm | |
| yay evil monkeys!
130. polly wants a cracker! _________________ The Ink Drinkers check it out now! |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 31
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:55 pm | |
| 131. (talking to Bella,Rose and Esme): Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstral cramps, menopause. Did you ever notice how all the female problems begin with men? That couldn't be a coincidence, could it? _________________ A l i c e Cult
>Jasper Hale has my heart |
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Lilly Cullen
Head of Cullen Cults FBI
Number of posts : 3684
Age : 26
Location : Tryin' to make sure that Anne's post count stays below mine!
Humor : Until Bella Swan moved here we all thought he was gay
Registration date : 2008-01-08
| | Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:36 pm | |
| ha ha ha ha, i love the mary had a lamb poem. _________________ Why can't you all just OBEY ME !!! |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 31
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:09 pm | |
| 132. Jacob, you've been wearing that outfit for two days now so I have to ask. Are you still trying to get that girl Little Red whats her face or do you just enjoy dressing in drag as grandma? _________________ A l i c e Cult
>Jasper Hale has my heart |
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Lilly Cullen
Head of Cullen Cults FBI
Number of posts : 3684
Age : 26
Location : Tryin' to make sure that Anne's post count stays below mine!
Humor : Until Bella Swan moved here we all thought he was gay
Registration date : 2008-01-08
| | Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:15 pm | |
| *chokechoke*
Excuse me im just dying here!!!
8*laughchokelaugh* _________________ Why can't you all just OBEY ME !!! |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 31
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:03 am | |
| Don't hurt yourself over there.
133. Once you go Black you never go back. _________________ A l i c e Cult
>Jasper Hale has my heart |
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slashy snow eagle
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300
Age : 25
Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war
Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option...
Registration date : 2008-02-20
| | Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:00 pm | |
| okay, the one about was amazing!
134. I want to go to the seaside! _________________ The Ink Drinkers check it out now! |
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Lilly Cullen
Head of Cullen Cults FBI
Number of posts : 3684
Age : 26
Location : Tryin' to make sure that Anne's post count stays below mine!
Humor : Until Bella Swan moved here we all thought he was gay
Registration date : 2008-01-08
| | Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:54 pm | |
| how is that bad?
135. i hate fashion, dishrags are soo much more flattering! _________________ Why can't you all just OBEY ME !!! |
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.Addicted.
Commiting Grand Theft Auto
Number of posts : 1500
Location : A land of make believe that don't believe in me.
Registration date : 2008-03-26
| | Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:35 pm | |
| 136: Miniskirt? No thanks. I'm going grunge. Only flannel for me! |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 31
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:39 pm | |
| 137. (after sneaking into a blood bank with the others) Ok everyone tonight we have the buffet. You have your choice of A, B, AB, O- etc and there is plenty to go around. So dig in! _________________ A l i c e Cult
>Jasper Hale has my heart |
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.Addicted.
Commiting Grand Theft Auto
Number of posts : 1500
Location : A land of make believe that don't believe in me.
Registration date : 2008-03-26
| | Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:43 pm | |
| 138; Yo yo. What cooking my home fried skillet biscuits? |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 31
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:06 pm | |
| Haha
139. Good morning La Push! I just love the smell of dog in the morning. _________________ A l i c e Cult
>Jasper Hale has my heart |
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JesziHale
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2734
Age : 24
Location : 3OH!3, Colorado
Humor : "You're hand tastes like police statement..."
Registration date : 2008-01-12
| | Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:09 pm | |
| 140. "You get the best of both worlds
Chill it out, take it slow
Then you rock out the show
You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both worlds
The best of both worlds" _________________  |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 31
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:38 pm | |
| 141. Rosalie Rosalie Rosalie! That's all I ever hear about and I'm sick of it! When are people going to start paying attention to little ole Alice for a change!? I need love too damnit! _________________ A l i c e Cult
>Jasper Hale has my heart |
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.Addicted.
Commiting Grand Theft Auto
Number of posts : 1500
Location : A land of make believe that don't believe in me.
Registration date : 2008-03-26
| | Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:39 pm | |
| 142, Oh Bella. I love you, please be my lover! I've always been jealous of Edward, you should be with me, not him! |
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slashy snow eagle
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300
Age : 25
Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war
Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option...
Registration date : 2008-02-20
| | Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:12 pm | |
| 143. I'm always miserable. I think i'll go provoke the volturi! _________________ The Ink Drinkers check it out now! |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 31
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:14 pm | |
| 144. OH.MY.GOD Jacob just licked me in the face..That was SO hot _________________ A l i c e Cult
>Jasper Hale has my heart |
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slashy snow eagle
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300
Age : 25
Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war
Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option...
Registration date : 2008-02-20
| | Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:16 pm | |
| 145. I'm high off sharpies... _________________ The Ink Drinkers check it out now! |
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.Addicted.
Commiting Grand Theft Auto
Number of posts : 1500
Location : A land of make believe that don't believe in me.
Registration date : 2008-03-26
| | Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:23 pm | |
| 146: Oh my god Esme! You are so hot |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 31
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:25 pm | |
| 147. Damn right I'm good in bed... I can sleep for days. _________________ A l i c e Cult
>Jasper Hale has my heart |
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