Things Jasper would never say

26. I want to dress up as Big Bird!

27. emmy wished on the dragon scale, and that's what started dragon tales. the dragon's flew around the room, but emmy and max knew what to do. they climber on the backs of their dragon friends, and now the adventures never end! dragon tales, dragon tales, it's almost time for dragon tales, come along, take my hand, let's all go to dragon la-a-nd!

(is it disturbing that i didn't have to look that up? i know the rest of the song too.)

lol

28. Save a horse ride a cowboy.

29. ms. susie had a baby; she named him tiny tim. she put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim. he drank up all the water, he ate up all the soap; he tried to swallow the bathtub, but it wouldn't fit down his throte. ms. susie called the dr., ms. susie called the nurse, ms. susie called the lady with the aligator purse. MEASLES! said the doctor. MUMPS! said the nurse. PIZZA! said the lady with the aligator purse!

Haha Wow, I haven't heard that one in a LONG time.

30. *Talks like a Valley girl*

haha, i could not remember how it went so i asked my 5 yr old lil sis. haha pathetic, i know.

31. (talking about teletubies) HEY Alliccceee! I was watching that while I was coloring!

(I have done that when i was like 4 or something) lol

14. Me's likes me's kittens.

15. Miss suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell (ding ding). Miss Suzy went to heaven, the steamboat went to... hello operator, please get me number nine, and if you disconnect me, i'll kick you from... behind the 'fridgerator, there laid a piece of glass. Miss Suzy sat upon it, and broke her little... ask me no more questions, i'll tell you no more lies. The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their... flies are in the park, the bees are in the trees. Miss Suzy and her boyfriend are kissing in d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, dark, dark, DARK!

(i didn't have to look that one up either. Sheesh, I'm pathetic!)

16. I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts deedly deedly there they are a standing in a row...bum bum bum, big ones small ones some as big as your head!

17, Alice and here little rants are starting to bore me, i might go find out what laurens up to, that girl is always fun!!

18. (to a victim) sorry for the inconvenience.

19. I want to dress up in drag.

20. I'm taking up mountain climbing.

21. Robin Hood is my hero, and I just love green tights.

22. When Alice takes over the world, I'm going to be the outlaw with the cunning purple mask!

23. Alice, you're a *long string of profanities*!

24. Ah, to be back with Maria. That was so relaxing!

25. Twinkle twinkle little star..

26. Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow...

27. Jessica Stanley, will you be my baby's mommy?

28. I wanna look like Paris Hilton!

29. I LOVE the Teletubbies! That Poe sure is a cutie.

30. Marylin Manson is my hero.

31. (to Edward) I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

*snort*

32. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto...