Things Jasper would never say

Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:42 am

Hehe

33. I did NOT push Humpty Dumpty! That egg was suicidal!

Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:45 am

34. But the Big Bad Wolf wasn't vegetarian!

Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:53 am

35. Little Bo Peep really shouldn't have lost her sheep, or left them alone because they won't be going home. I ate them.

Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:56 am

nice!

36. hansel and gretel? who are they? oh, you mean they're the two kids wandering through the forest. uh-oh...

Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:08 am

Hmm I wonder where they ended up..

37. I wonder if Alice will let Bella sleep in the bed with us tonight...

Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:03 pm

haha, nice.

38. Bella, won't you take me to, funky town?

Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:12 pm

Good one.

39. I'm a rhinestone cowboy

Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:48 pm

AH! lol

40. skiddamarinky dinky dink. skiddamarinky doo. iiiii loooove yooou. i love you in the morn. and in the afternoon. (and so on) lol

Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:29 pm

Haha nice..

41. Alice, let's adopt a baby

Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:42 pm

he'd make a good dad!

42. I wanna steal some of Edward's Indie Rock and listen to it all night!

Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:46 pm

He would.
Hmm Jasper and Indie rock... nah can't see it.

43. The South shall rise again!

Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:03 am

LOL I should have thought of that one!

44.*singing* Let's talk about s*x baby, let's talk about you and me......

Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:50 am

45. i love paris hilton!

Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:36 pm

46. That's hot.
I now can't stand that phrase..

Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:37 pm

47. that's gay.
my pet peeve phrase.

Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:32 pm

48. Alice, be a dear and fetch me a beer from the fridge. Thanks babe.

Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:40 pm

49. i wanna read depressing romances all night.

Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:29 pm

50. Hey Emmett, pull my finger.

Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:36 pm

51. ping pong ping pong ping pong ping... panana phone!

Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:27 pm

52. damn i hate alice, cant she find someone else to bother!

Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:59 pm

53. I've decided to take up skateboarding.

Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:01 pm

54. Emmett is so CUTE ^^

Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:40 am

55. Pink is my favorite color.

Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:35 pm

56. esme, just let me sleep!

Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:47 pm

57. baa baa black sheep have you any blood
yes sir yes sir four legs full.
One for the doctor and one for the dog
and two for next sick bast*rd who decides to rip 'em off!
*so jasper rips em off*
Meh, i like bunny rabbit blood better!

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