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JesziHale
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2734
Age : 30
Location : 3OH!3, Colorado
Humor : "You're hand tastes like police statement..."
Registration date : 2008-01-12
|  Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say  Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:06 pm | |
| 59. "Esme! Please o please buy me a Hannah mon tana wig!! PLEASE?!?!?!" | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:14 pm | |
| 60. (to Alice) Bite me b!tch. | |
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Taylor Hale
Going To First Beach
Number of posts : 45
Age : 30
Location : sittin in front of a romantic fire with Jaspers cold hard arms wraped around me.Ahhh perfection!!!!!
Humor : WHAT THE MANGOS!!!!! what is hummor supposed to mean?!
Registration date : 2008-01-31
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:21 am | |
| 61. thats it i cant stand living with that pain alice anymore im gunna jump off a cliff! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:03 pm | |
| 62. Oh Jessica.. I just love it when you put your hands all over my body | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:32 pm | |
| *shudder*
63. If you would just hold still it would not hurt so much b!tch!! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:00 pm | |
| Nice..
64. I've decided to join the military again. | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:02 pm | |
| 65. (talking to little kids) *turns "the tortise and the hair around so they can see the pictures* Now, as you can see, slow and steady, wins the race. *smiles and closes book* who wants to read another? | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:07 pm | |
| Aw, how cute would that be to see him reading to kids.
66. I'd go gay for Mike Newton. | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:25 pm | |
| it would be cute.  67. If you had bigger boobs, you wouldn't have this problem now would you Bella? | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:36 pm | |
| HAHA
68. Oh dear..Now where did I put my nail polish... ALICE HELP! | |
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slashy snow eagle
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300
Age : 31
Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war
Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option...
Registration date : 2008-02-20
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:08 pm | |
| 69. Hey Bella... your mom!
ugh, I hate your mom jokes! | |
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sweetblood
Being Kidnapped By Alice
Number of posts : 556
Location : Um....can somebody help me? I'm lost.
Humor : If I was a cannibal, you would be the last person I would eat.
Registration date : 2008-02-25
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:54 pm | |
| 70. Hey Bells, let's get drunk and do something your gonna regret..... | |
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slashy snow eagle
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300
Age : 31
Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war
Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option...
Registration date : 2008-02-20
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:10 pm | |
| 71. well, on the plus side, i'm not dead yet... | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:58 pm | |
| 72. Emmetttt.. I want a piggy back ridee... | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:01 pm | |
| lol
73. Alice, come here please. *alice walks in* do these shoes match this shirt and bag? | |
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slashy snow eagle
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300
Age : 31
Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war
Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option...
Registration date : 2008-02-20
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:41 pm | |
| nice!
74. i like pina collatas and getting caught in the rain! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:08 pm | |
| 75. Alice, do these pants make my butt look big? | |
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slashy snow eagle
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300
Age : 31
Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war
Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option...
Registration date : 2008-02-20
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:11 pm | |
| 76. I want a miniskirt for christmas | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:23 pm | |
| 77. *sings to Alice*
You made me love you,
I didn't wanna to do it, I didn't wanna do it,
You made me want you, and all the time you knew it,
I guess you always knew it,
You made me happy, sometimes you made me glad.. | |
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sweetblood
Being Kidnapped By Alice
Number of posts : 556
Location : Um....can somebody help me? I'm lost.
Humor : If I was a cannibal, you would be the last person I would eat.
Registration date : 2008-02-25
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:06 pm | |
| 78. If Edward gets to bite her I should be able bite her too. *pouting* | |
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slashy snow eagle
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300
Age : 31
Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war
Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option...
Registration date : 2008-02-20
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:13 pm | |
| 79. (in as southern an accent as he can) Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling clementine | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:10 pm | |
| Haha nice
80. Clean up on Aisle 7...clean up on Aisle 7.. | |
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slashy snow eagle
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300
Age : 31
Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war
Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option...
Registration date : 2008-02-20
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:11 pm | |
| 81. Do you want fries with that? | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:34 pm | |
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slashy snow eagle
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300
Age : 31
Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war
Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option...
Registration date : 2008-02-20
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