| Things Jasper would never say | |
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+19Mrs. Ali Jasper Hale spiritwolf BlackSavvy Thetis Candi Cullen XxEdward+BellaxX Demonic Angel Miranda Cullen fangsup21 Taylor Hale JesziHale Lilly Cullen bookdruggie CarmenCullen:) Samantha Cullen sweetblood Kiss.of.Crimson Edward_lover_63801 slashy snow eagle 23 posters |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun May 11, 2008 9:17 pm | |
| oh, GOD! i HATE that commercial!
170. I love marshmallows. | |
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XxEdward+BellaxX Visiting Carlisle in the ER
Number of posts : 661 Registration date : 2008-02-11
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun May 11, 2008 9:19 pm | |
| I hate it to 171.reita,(the guy in my pic) i love you Kenshin: Back away hE'S MINE!!! | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun May 11, 2008 10:44 pm | |
| 172. jasper: standing over him, he begged me not to do, what i knew, i had to do, because i'm so in love with you... all: what did you do? jasper: i asked for his number. | |
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XxEdward+BellaxX Visiting Carlisle in the ER
Number of posts : 661 Registration date : 2008-02-11
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun May 11, 2008 10:48 pm | |
| who is all
173. I'M A SILLY DISCO GOD!!
174.I'm a sex god | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun May 11, 2008 11:14 pm | |
| *shrug* dunno.
he is! (for no. 174)
175. honey, i'm home! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Mon May 12, 2008 1:53 am | |
| Haha
176. *to Alice* Woman, get in that kitchen and fix me my supper! Oh and bring me a beer from the fridge and fetch me my slippers while you're at it.
Alice: Jasper, you don't eat food, or drink beer and fetch your own damn slippers! *walks away* | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Mon May 12, 2008 10:01 am | |
| lol
177. I was a soldier, brave and true. I was a soldier, how about you? I ran around with a gun on my back, Trying to find someone to attack.
alice: what are you doing?
jasper: um... never mind? | |
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XxEdward+BellaxX Visiting Carlisle in the ER
Number of posts : 661 Registration date : 2008-02-11
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Mon May 12, 2008 2:12 pm | |
| lol
178.ALICE BELLA IS MY BARBIE DOLL!!!! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Mon May 12, 2008 9:40 pm | |
| Alice: Noooo I saw her first! She's MINE!
179. *in his Texas accent* Old Yeller was the best dogone dog in the West. R.I.P old boy | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Wed May 14, 2008 9:43 pm | |
| lol
180. um, alice? [holds up tampon] what's this? it's not some kind of obscure masturbation device, is it? 'cause that's what I'm here for! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Thu May 15, 2008 1:11 am | |
| ROFL!! That was great. I'm so proud of you Anne! haha
181. Procrastination is like masturbation, only in the end do you realize you're screwing yourself. | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Thu May 15, 2008 9:38 am | |
| yay! lol, love it! 182. alice? alice: yes? jasper: this is kinda awkward, but... um... why do you have sex with me? i mean, it's not like we can have kids or anything. alice: jasper, that's EXACTLY why i have sex with you. if there was a chance of my getting pregnant, you'd be out in a second. jasper: oh... | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Thu May 15, 2008 5:32 pm | |
| Haha Ouch...
183. Alice is exactly how I like my women- a lady on the streets and a freak in bed. | |
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BlackSavvy Hanging With Jessica
Number of posts : 75 Age : 28 Location : Right behind you Humor : Suicide is a way of telling God: you cant fie me! I quit! Registration date : 2008-04-26
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Fri May 16, 2008 5:21 pm | |
| 184. i'm a little emo, short and wisp, here is my blade, and here is my wrist, whe i get all dressed up hear me cry, slit my wrist and watch me die | |
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XxEdward+BellaxX Visiting Carlisle in the ER
Number of posts : 661 Registration date : 2008-02-11
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun May 18, 2008 4:48 pm | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun May 18, 2008 9:28 pm | |
| 186. Women, can't live with them..can't..No, wait, that's about it.. | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Mon May 19, 2008 1:13 pm | |
| lol, love it!
savanah, that was amazing!
187. Bella, one word of advice: don't be the bunny. Esme likes to eat them before breakfast.
(and you'll get that if you've seen Urinetown, but probably not otherwise. sorry.) | |
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Thetis Going To First Beach
Number of posts : 43 Age : 30 Humor : I see all. For example, there's probably something nasty behind you right NOW. Registration date : 2008-03-23
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Tue May 20, 2008 7:18 pm | |
| 188. I enjoy making Emmett horny for Edward, Rosalie horny for Bella, Edward horny for Esme, Esme horny for myself, Alice horny for Emmett, Carlisle horny for Jessica, and... you get the idea. *makes Emmet horny for Edward* | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Tue May 20, 2008 9:56 pm | |
| Haha
189. No, not the thong Alice, it covers too much. Try the G-string instead.
Alice: Men...You're never satisfied.. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Tue May 27, 2008 4:27 pm | |
| lol. so true 190. *to marriage conselor* Let me get this straight, you want me to cheat on Alice so that our relationship can get stronger? Sweet! I like this guy! Alice: I hate you. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Tue May 27, 2008 8:25 pm | |
| LOL
191. Friends are like condoms, they're there for you when things get hard. | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Wed May 28, 2008 12:14 pm | |
| *snort* nice one!
192. women... they stay home all day having fun and talking to their friends on the phone while we slave away all day making the money to pay the phone bill, among other things, and then when we come home, they expect us too cook dinner. is a return to the fifties too much to ask? i liked the fifties.
Alice: watch it jasper. you're setting yourself up for some abstinence therapy. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Wed May 28, 2008 8:48 pm | |
| HAHA! lol 193. I want something hot. Old Lady: I have some hot towels in the back. Jasper: No, hotter. Old Lady: Oh, let's go in the back and I'll give it to you. Jasper: Allll riiight. *Walks to the back of the store and sees a bunch of old guys chained to the wall* Old Lady: Have fun. *walks away and locks door* Jasper: Shoot, that didn't work... | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Wed May 28, 2008 10:56 pm | |
| I can't stop laughing.. Those were great.
194. I wish the lawn was emo so that it would cut itself. | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Thu May 29, 2008 10:43 am | |
| *snort* don't we all?
195. two and two make five. | |
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