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+19Mrs. Ali Jasper Hale spiritwolf BlackSavvy Thetis Candi Cullen XxEdward+BellaxX Demonic Angel Miranda Cullen fangsup21 Taylor Hale JesziHale Lilly Cullen bookdruggie CarmenCullen:) Samantha Cullen sweetblood Kiss.of.Crimson Edward_lover_63801 slashy snow eagle 23 posters |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:02 pm | |
| Haha
147. Edward, until you get laid none of us are safe. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Thu May 01, 2008 7:25 pm | |
| that's disturbing.
148. If you don't just go ahead and bite her, I'll do it for you!!!! | |
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XxEdward+BellaxX Visiting Carlisle in the ER
Number of posts : 661 Registration date : 2008-02-11
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Thu May 01, 2008 9:27 pm | |
| 149. Bella, wanna go out to eat of shall i bite you here. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Fri May 02, 2008 9:25 pm | |
| 150. (after walking in on Bella after she takes a shower) Oh, wow, you've matured since the last time I spied on -- i mean, saw you....? | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sat May 03, 2008 2:55 pm | |
| *snort* alice would kill him!
151. Alice, have you ever heard of a padded bra? | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sat May 03, 2008 7:31 pm | |
| Hahaha..poor Alice..
152. *looking at tampon* Uh, Alice, where is this thing suppose to go again?
Alice slaps her forehead and shakes her head: Men... | |
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XxEdward+BellaxX Visiting Carlisle in the ER
Number of posts : 661 Registration date : 2008-02-11
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun May 04, 2008 9:24 am | |
| 153.Can i have a demonstration of were it goes *looking at tampon* | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun May 04, 2008 2:37 pm | |
| *snort*
154. violence isn't the answer... but it's fun anyway. | |
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Thetis Going To First Beach
Number of posts : 43 Age : 30 Humor : I see all. For example, there's probably something nasty behind you right NOW. Registration date : 2008-03-23
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun May 04, 2008 4:02 pm | |
| I'm running away to join the Volturie, Alice, and I'm taking you with me. *listens to protest* fine! no ands, ifs, and buts, we're going! *stuffs Alice into the trunk* | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun May 04, 2008 4:04 pm | |
| 156. I'm writing one great song before I die... | |
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Thetis Going To First Beach
Number of posts : 43 Age : 30 Humor : I see all. For example, there's probably something nasty behind you right NOW. Registration date : 2008-03-23
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun May 04, 2008 4:05 pm | |
| Um, Alice, are you sure the tampon goes *looks at the example Alice drew for him* THERE? *Alice slaps him in the face* OW! OW! Alice sighs. Boys... | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun May 04, 2008 4:07 pm | |
| *snort* i like that one!
158. (To bella) I mighty vampire, you puny mortal. run away now. | |
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Thetis Going To First Beach
Number of posts : 43 Age : 30 Humor : I see all. For example, there's probably something nasty behind you right NOW. Registration date : 2008-03-23
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun May 04, 2008 4:15 pm | |
| 159. (To Bella) I vant yerr blooood! hisses (to Edward) shove off, puny thing! (to Bella) delicious bloooooood! *drinks Bella's blood.* Edward attempts to hit him but hits Carlisle instead. Carlisle screams and dives into the fray. | |
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Thetis Going To First Beach
Number of posts : 43 Age : 30 Humor : I see all. For example, there's probably something nasty behind you right NOW. Registration date : 2008-03-23
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun May 04, 2008 4:15 pm | |
| - slashy snow eagle wrote:
- *snort* i like that one!
158. (To bella) I mighty vampire, you puny mortal. run away now. good one! | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun May 04, 2008 4:18 pm | |
| thank you. lol 160. (to bella) will you marry me? | |
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JesziHale Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2734 Age : 30 Location : 3OH!3, Colorado Humor : "You're hand tastes like police statement..." Registration date : 2008-01-12
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun May 04, 2008 8:58 pm | |
| Haha
161. (About Alice) "Like, oh my god...can you belive she's wearing that?" | |
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Thetis Going To First Beach
Number of posts : 43 Age : 30 Humor : I see all. For example, there's probably something nasty behind you right NOW. Registration date : 2008-03-23
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Mon May 05, 2008 3:32 pm | |
| (From Shakespeares's A Midsummernight's Dream) Jasper: If thou dous't love me, steal forth thy father's house tomorrow night. Thence we shall marry. Bella: My good Jasper! I swear to thee by Cupid's strongest bow, and his best arrow, tipped in gold, by all the vows man ever spoke, I will meet thee at the place thou appointed me. | |
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JesziHale Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2734 Age : 30 Location : 3OH!3, Colorado Humor : "You're hand tastes like police statement..." Registration date : 2008-01-12
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Mon May 05, 2008 3:54 pm | |
| Hahaha
163. "O, Alice, Alice wherefore out thou Alice?" | |
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Thetis Going To First Beach
Number of posts : 43 Age : 30 Humor : I see all. For example, there's probably something nasty behind you right NOW. Registration date : 2008-03-23
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Tue May 06, 2008 6:32 pm | |
| 164. Rosalie, I love you. | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Tue May 06, 2008 6:36 pm | |
| 165. You are the light to my darkness, Esme. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Tue May 06, 2008 8:50 pm | |
| 165. I'm a woman trapped in a man's body. | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Tue May 06, 2008 8:51 pm | |
| 166. Alice, are you sure vampires don't pms? because you sure are acting like it, and, if it's not hormones, then what is it? | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Tue May 06, 2008 9:55 pm | |
| Haha nice. You're on a roll tonight Anne.
167. Come on Edward, you can do it! You can do it allllll niiiiiiight looongggg!! | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Thu May 08, 2008 10:19 am | |
| *snort*
168. All I hear from you are complaints, Alice. Don't you think you could show a little gratitude sometimes. After all, it was me who found you and let you know that you weren't crazy after all. AND, I've been your shopping lackey without saying anything! Don't you think you could just be QUIET for five minutes and let me think??? | |
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XxEdward+BellaxX Visiting Carlisle in the ER
Number of posts : 661 Registration date : 2008-02-11
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun May 11, 2008 6:00 pm | |
| what?
169. Alice:who are you texing Jasper: Idk my bff jill? | |
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