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Thetis
Going To First Beach
Number of posts : 43
Age : 30
Humor : I see all. For example, there's probably something nasty behind you right NOW.
Registration date : 2008-03-23
|  Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say  Thu May 29, 2008 4:11 pm | |
| *snort*
196. Join the Volturi, Alice-they have cookies. *commercial comes on*
Look Alice!
*Aro is on a commercial*
Aro: Join the Volturi-we have cookies!
Alice&Bella: Snort. | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Thu May 29, 2008 9:40 pm | |
|  197. I'm going to spy on Bella. *walks into edward and bella's room. see's a bra on the floor and puts it on his head* Alice! look at this nifty hat i found! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Thu May 29, 2008 10:38 pm | |
| lol
198. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. | |
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slashy snow eagle
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300
Age : 31
Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war
Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option...
Registration date : 2008-02-20
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Fri May 30, 2008 9:44 am | |
| oh lord...
199. *to alice* warning, warning! you cannot buy underpants here! (chobits reference. i love chi!) | |
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Thetis
Going To First Beach
Number of posts : 43
Age : 30
Humor : I see all. For example, there's probably something nasty behind you right NOW.
Registration date : 2008-03-23
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Fri May 30, 2008 5:06 pm | |
| 200. (yay) Go away Bella, Edward is mine all MINE! | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sat May 31, 2008 7:20 pm | |
| But, he can't have Edward. Edward is mine.
201. She thinks my tractor's sexay! It really turns 'er on! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:39 pm | |
| lol nice.
202. *holds up a DDD size bra* JESUS CHRIST! Do you mean to tell me a woman actually WEARS this thing? It's huge! I could give it to Alice to use a hammock. I'd hate to be the woman who has to wear this. Talk about falling and can't get up...She'd smother to death. | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:06 pm | |
| so true...  lol 203. -to some fat chick at wal mart- oh, how many? *puts hand on her stomach* twins? triplets? | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:00 pm | |
| LOL Oo.. I would hit him if I were that woman.
204. I wish I was a brunette, they have all the fun. | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:29 pm | |
| no. blondes do.
205. Silly blonde. brains are for brunettes. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:31 pm | |
| Haha
206. I'm what Willis was talkin' about. | |
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JesziHale
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2734
Age : 30
Location : 3OH!3, Colorado
Humor : "You're hand tastes like police statement..."
Registration date : 2008-01-12
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:45 am | |
| 207. When he sees Bella in her wedding dress:
"SQUEE!!!" | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:23 pm | |
| lol
208. *looking at Jessica's butt as she bends over* I so wanna smack that.
Alice glares.: Smack it and die. | |
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JesziHale
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2734
Age : 30
Location : 3OH!3, Colorado
Humor : "You're hand tastes like police statement..."
Registration date : 2008-01-12
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:13 pm | |
| Hahaha
209. Watching Mike walk by: "I'd tap that" | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:08 am | |
| lol It would be a sad sad day if Jasper ever came out of the closet..
210. Alice...Jessica....Alice....Jessica...Alice or Jessica...I just don't know! It's so hard to choooseee!! | |
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sweetblood
Being Kidnapped By Alice
Number of posts : 556
Location : Um....can somebody help me? I'm lost.
Humor : If I was a cannibal, you would be the last person I would eat.
Registration date : 2008-02-25
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:33 pm | |
| 211. To Alice: Of course! I would love the rose pedals, candles, and chocolate covered strawbarries.
Alice: AW! You're so sweet. I love you.
Alice walkes off, Japer turns to Edward and says: All that stuff is nice, but in all honesty, I just wanna get f#$ked... | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:30 pm | |
| lol
212. I see you're true colors shining through....and now I'm going to change them. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:24 am | |
| Nice you guys.
213. A man's home is his castle.. until the Queen arrives. | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:23 pm | |
| Well, at least one MAN knows that. lol
214. Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
Esme: WHAT!
Jasper: *whispers* I love you! *giggles and runs away* | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:52 pm | |
| lol
215. Haha Edward! I just hit you in the head and you didn't even see me! | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:45 pm | |
| There's a long story behind that one. lol but it actually goes, "HAHA! I just shot you in the head and you didn't even see me!" my sister and i came up with it because of something that happened with my grandparents. lol 216. This is real! This is me! I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be now! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:31 pm | |
| 217. (after making love to Alice, looks at his manhood) I think you killed it.
Alice: Don't worry, it died happy. | |
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spiritwolf
Being Kidnapped By Alice
Number of posts : 551
Location : Hiding in your closet waiting to strike at an opportune time!
Humor : Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.
Registration date : 2008-06-28
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:32 am | |
| 218. *cracks knuckels* I think it's time to open up a can of Texas whoop as$! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:04 pm | |
| Nice one.
219. Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done. | |
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spiritwolf
Being Kidnapped By Alice
Number of posts : 551
Location : Hiding in your closet waiting to strike at an opportune time!
Humor : Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.
Registration date : 2008-06-28
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:39 pm | |
| 220. Man, I feel like a woman! | |
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