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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
|  Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say  Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:06 pm | |
| Emmett: In that outfit, you should. You LOOK like a woman. Weirdo.
221: *hopping on one foot to the other, shaking his hands and whining like a pressy girl* Eww eww get it off me! Get it off me!
Alice (-_-) flicks the ladybug off his arm. | |
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spiritwolf
Being Kidnapped By Alice
Number of posts : 551
Location : Hiding in your closet waiting to strike at an opportune time!
Humor : Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.
Registration date : 2008-06-28
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:50 am | |
| 222. What would you do for a Klondike bar? | |
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Mrs. Ali Jasper Hale
Jasper's Own Personal Stalker & Co-Admin
Number of posts : 663
Age : 31
Location : I'm off trying to grow pot in Alaska.
Humor : *is made of steak*
Registration date : 2007-08-23
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sun Oct 19, 2008 1:11 pm | |
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Jasper: Alice! Alice! I spilt milk!!!!!!! *bawling*
Alice: We don't even drink milk.
Jasper: OH! THE MILK!
('cause of his powers, he's so emotional that he crys over spilt milk. Don't ask--it's from a role-play many moons ago) | |
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JaspersGirl217
New Kid
Number of posts : 19
Location : Earth...i think
Humor : we're all gonna die!....eventually...
Registration date : 2008-10-09
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:18 pm | |
| 224.
JASPER: OH MY GOD! IT'S SPONGE BOB!!!!!
ALICE:...I THINK IT'S ONLY A SPONGE
JASPER: SPONGE BOB!!!
EMMETT: IT'S OKAY, WE'LL GET YOU HELP!!! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:11 pm | |
| lol nice.
225. Like what you see ladies? Call 1-800-YOU-WISH! | |
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Bella's_Sister
Refusing Senior Prom
Number of posts : 359
Age : 28
Location : On Cullen Cults... duh.
Humor : It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel proud...
Registration date : 2008-10-05
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:35 pm | |
| 226. Alice! Tell me about what you saw Edward and Bella doing... | |
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Mrs. Ali Jasper Hale
Jasper's Own Personal Stalker & Co-Admin
Number of posts : 663
Age : 31
Location : I'm off trying to grow pot in Alaska.
Humor : *is made of steak*
Registration date : 2007-08-23
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:06 am | |
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Jasper: It's sunny? What? I wanted to go to school today and find out just what happened with Mike and Jess...they're fight right? Right?
Alice: Uh...I don't know. | |
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JesziHale
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2734
Age : 30
Location : 3OH!3, Colorado
Humor : "You're hand tastes like police statement..."
Registration date : 2008-01-12
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:56 pm | |
| 228. "So, how's your mom?"
229. "That's seductive."
230. To Alice: "Are you pregnant?!"
231. "I like your socks. Their kewl."
232. "Jessica has very big...brains." | |
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Lilly Cullen
Head of Cullen Cults FBI
Number of posts : 3691
Age : 33
Location : Tryin' to make sure that Anne's post count stays below mine!
Humor : Until Bella Swan moved here we all thought he was gay
Registration date : 2008-01-08
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:08 am | |
| lolz
234. I eat babies 0_o | |
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clio
Visiting Renee In Jacksonville
Number of posts : 54
Age : 29
Registration date : 2009-02-04
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Fri Feb 06, 2009 5:57 am | |
| thats gross
235. I want to marry bella | |
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Mrs. Ali Jasper Hale
Jasper's Own Personal Stalker & Co-Admin
Number of posts : 663
Age : 31
Location : I'm off trying to grow pot in Alaska.
Humor : *is made of steak*
Registration date : 2007-08-23
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:49 pm | |
| 236. I was blowing up regular balloons for the wedding, but then I got bored and decided to use condoms. | |
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clio
Visiting Renee In Jacksonville
Number of posts : 54
Age : 29
Registration date : 2009-02-04
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:45 am | |
| Yuck
237. (to Alice) i hate you i love maria | |
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OsidianArt
Going To First Beach
Number of posts : 36
Location : right now...its my computer chair
Humor : omg!!!!!!
Registration date : 2009-05-06
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Fri May 08, 2009 4:06 pm | |
| 238. I love the colour pink. It reminds me of the war | |
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JesziHale
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2734
Age : 30
Location : 3OH!3, Colorado
Humor : "You're hand tastes like police statement..."
Registration date : 2008-01-12
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Sat May 09, 2009 7:30 pm | |
| 239. "Ah, the war. Such great memories..." | |
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Bella's_Sister
Refusing Senior Prom
Number of posts : 359
Age : 28
Location : On Cullen Cults... duh.
Humor : It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel proud...
Registration date : 2008-10-05
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:40 pm | |
| 240. "Alice, look, they're performing the Wizard of Oz for the school musical! You would be a perfect munchkin!" | |
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JesziHale
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2734
Age : 30
Location : 3OH!3, Colorado
Humor : "You're hand tastes like police statement..."
Registration date : 2008-01-12
| | Subject: Re: Things Jasper would never say Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:55 pm | |
| Hahaha.
241. "Does this make my butt look big?" | |
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