of writing and cardboard boxes...

that would have! But we were kind of scared, bordering on lost, and hungry. We'd been looking for a place to eat for about 30 minutes while we were starving. none of us could agree on anything, so tensions were high lol.

eventually, we ended up going to an overcrowded subway that had tiny doors and no AC.

Dude, claustrophobic.

Wow, that would suck.

LOL, hippo burgers? I'd HOPE that wasn't actual hippo meat... You never know, though. It's weird how exotic meat doesn't actually taste all that different. I tried kangaroo meat a couple of times and it actually tastes really good (almost exactly like beef, actually). Did you know Australia's the only country that eats the animal that's its national emblem? I find that quite funny

I'm sure they feel loved.

I've been thinking about becoming a vegetarian but I like meat too much...

Wow i missed out a lot here.
Kangaroo meat's nice though. So's crocodile meat - it's really like soft . If i'm thinking of the right thing.

Hey and thanks for the happy birthdays, guys :D *grin*

Oh no i could never be vegetarian. I need meat. Not only is it yummy yummy yummy but it's good for you too. So... Meh.

Heh. Heh. Hippo burgers. I was wondering where Manth's arm went... *JOKE*... *cue laughter*...
Haha

Ew, I just thought of something. What if you were innocently eating a hamburger and all of a sudden the police break in and arrest the cook making the hamburgers out of human meat.

I should probably stop watching t.v.

EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW....... Ugh, I'd throw up for sure. Even just reading that made me feel sick. It's a good thing I have a strong stomach (Hey, I just quoted one of the chapter names in BD ) You probably should stop watching TV. I gave it up at the beginning of the year, and look at the wonders it's done for...err, actually, keep watching TV. You don't want to end up like me. No way.

LINDEN DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE MEANEST PERSON ON THE PLANET? You know why you were wondering where my arm went? Because you can't see anything below my shoulders because your giant rolls of fat are blocking your view. So HA.

(Sorry for all the capitals. And don't mind my insulting-ness... I swear, this is how Linden and I act around each other all the time. She'll back that up, I'm sure )

No, Samantha. What's wrong with you!? We never act like that and you're scaring me.

Hahaha I can't even do that *shakes head despairingly*.

But EW EW EW!!!!!!!!!! That would be so so so so GROSS. Thanks for putting me off "ham"burgers for EVER!!! Haha nah but yeah EW.

OH OH OH YOU RECKON!?! What on Earth was your hand doing beneath my rolls of fat!?!?! (No disgustingness meant other than, you know, rolls of fat)

Haha yeah sorry about the whole hamburgers thing. Yeah that'd be totally gross. By the way, I don't suggest taking animal science. It had alot of slaughter videos.

That sentence sounded perverted at first until I read the parenthesis.

everything sounds perverted to me.

but yeah it's really hard to live in Texa and be a vegetarian... I'm not one, but I have a few friends that are and they always get those weird looks and often "why are you here?"

Hahaha yeah me too - i'm always hearing the WRONG-sounding side of people's sentences and they don't get it when i'm like "WHAT!?" They're so innocent. Ha .
Aww your poor vegetarian friends! That'd be really annoying.

Haha ok i won't take it If it randomly becomes an option at my school and one that i would consider taking anyway.

Ew, Linden, I didn't say it was in your rolls of fat, I just said you couldn't see past your rolls of fat. I think that might be affecting your brain, too

I don't usually hear the wrong side of people's sentences, but then there are days when I do it like a million times in a row and people are like, "Wow, what is wrong with you today?" (That's because, normally, my mind is just sooooo perfect and pure.... *cough*)

It's not an option at our school. But I've picked up pamphlets about it at university open-day things just out of (extremely) vague interest. I'll keep that in mind and tear up the pamphlets (if I can even FIND them underneath all the stuff on my floor...)

Lol nice.

But yeah me and my friends are always perverted. I think one of my better ones was the other day at band camp.

Lol, this one time, at band camp... ok but seriously we were eating dinner and my friend Matt was going to get some more drink and stuff and asked if anyone wanted anything. Of course like 50 people wanted refills and I wanted another cookie, so he said "Ok, Skylar, I'll work on your cookie but I might not have enough hands free"

Of course I started bursting out laughing and a few of my friends did too, but Matt didn't get it until he came back and we told him. lololololol.

And surprisingly, people always think I'm this pure angel when they first meet me. Oh, they couldn't be more wrong...

In all honesty, I don't get it either.

Saw Sweeney Todd finally...I couldn't eat for quite awhile after that.

On a happier note, I'm pretty much obsessed with Jewfros (which I call the "white mans fro" so even if they aren't Jewish it is refered to as a Jewfro)

No, neither do I, but I get the sort of... gist of it. Not nice

Everybody seems to think I'm completely innocent as well. Of course, I don't do anything openly evil, so the only ones that know I have a dark side are my friends In middle school a bunch of people kept on blaming me for everything - they were all like, "I wonder who the culprit is? Oh, I bet it's Sam! She never says anything..."

Lol, nice.

It's always the quiet ones.

Yeah, Jewfros are my current obsession. I was watching Camp Rock and I was like "Nick has a Jewfro!" My friend seems to think I acted like the kid Kevin was so I guess that's pretty much my personallity.

Nick is cute

But moving on . THE EVIL MURDERER - see, people didn't blame things on Samantha solely because she "didn't say much" (And for that I beg to differ hahaha) - it was actually becuase she really was an evil murderer. *nods* True story.

I can totally see that. EVIL MURDERER!

:P:D:P

my mental twin's an evil murderer?! why was i not informed? oh, right. because it's her SECRET IDENTITY. duh...

but it's all good. 'cause it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for. and they're always the ones who are underestimated. like when this one kid informed me that he didn't think i could ever be hyper... i managed not to laugh into his face, but it was a near thing. and i bet no one suspects that i have an EVIL TWIN either! but don't worry sam, i won't tell anyone. -runs to nearest telephone and dials TIME magazine-

Hahaha. *shakes head in mock disappointment* You'd expect you'd know that your mental twin was an evil murderer all by yourself!!! Your connection must be getting weaker.. Haha. (Yeah ok i know that made not much sense )

Hahahaha i hate it when people in class think i'm all quiet and whatever. But that would funny. I'd actually say like "Uh huh. Really." And then the guy would be like "so-rry" (you know like the tone of voice?) So that's not a great move but still.

Jeez my thoughts are really messy today. Make that, more messy than usual. Ha.

MWAHAHA. Yes, very evil. Lol, I remember the good old days... How long ago was it that people started calling me that? I can't even remember...

But yes. It's "secret." So shhh!!

Bahaha, Anne, not hyper???!! That doesn't quite compute. What's the name for that again? ... Oh yeah! An oxymoron.

How dare you try to expose me! You'll be next on my list of victims, Anne. Mark my words (Hehe, of course not. Kill you and I lose half my mind - not that I haven't lost my mind completely already, but you know what I mean...)

Haha, TIME Magazine... I wrote a feature article about them for school. I managed to turn a bunch of random articles into an all-exposing article about how evil they are

secret. got it. -nods earnestly and this time refrains from alerting the media-

i know, it's kinda hard to believe. (linden, i know exactly the tone of voice you mean. it's SO annoying!)

hehe, you'll have to catch me first! i'm halfway across the world! -grins- well, if you kill me and lose half your mind, and you've already lost half your mind, then you wouldn't have any mind left... so don't kill me! i know! i can be your I swear like a sailor!. after all, that's actually my position. since you're the as$a$sin I swear like a sailor!, and a$sistant I swear like a sailor! a$sa$sinator, so it's only right that i help you with all evil schemes involving a$sa$sinations. (hehe, i love words with as$assin in them!)

TIME magazine is evil? yeah, i guess they are. they took away the comics and funny things real people said page. -muttermutter- but what did you say to make people believe you?

for those of you who didn't get it:

cookie is another word for a vag.

ah, i see.