How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!

I thought so. lol. Sneak into his bathroom, plug in a hairdryer, turn it on and slip it into the tub while he's taking a bath.

niiiiice!!!!!

oh! i beat heather to post this!

mmkay so we were having a weird conversation at lunch today, and it turned to torture devices, so this is one way.

cut off his penis and then have naked women dance in front of him (or men, you never know) and then he'll die of blood loss.

Funny you should mention that, I thought about something like that last night...weird. But it's a really good one!

that's just...just...demented you two. lol

hey, wasn't my idea. heather's boyfriend said it lol

oo jeeze. tell him that he is demented for me, okay? lol

I'm a little surprised that it came from a guy... I know it's demented but that's just how my mind works.


Hire some of my members from the CCAA Assassins Guild to go after him.

I'd be glad to!!!!!!! lol

ooh, pick me, pick me! i'm in the guild!

serve him cyanide soup.

haha induct him into the New Orleans Theif's Guild and then the New Orleans Assassin's Guild will automatically be after him!

lol sorry x-men reference.

dork.
did you hear that other one at lunch skylar?
well in london i went to this museum or horrors and what not, and they had all these torture devices and one was they stuck these pincers up your butt then ripped out your intestines and feed them too you. or they rip our your tongue and feed it to you and you choke on your own blood.
and my history teacher had this really really drawn out death that he read from a book. this guy got this bad punishment for like plotting to kill the king. i wont say its gross

haha... ouch...

send him in a spaceship to the sun and then let him get incinerated.

let an evil huge sheep eat him O_o XD

nice one

make im fall in one of those hidden, covered hole, booby-trap thingamagigs with spikes at the bottom of the pitt

stick him in quicksand

what was it that indiana jones got stuck in? dry sand? apparently thats worse.
shoot him point blank (where ever you think would hurt the most)

*wriggles eyebrows* and where would that be?

idk. ladies choice

that sounds interesting/

well it is.... isnt it? idk

have him eaten by those huge ants in indiana jones

ouch!

make him kill himself

choke him, simple yet effective

Tie his hands together and then tie him to the back of a four wheeler and go as fast as possible, dragging him behind, over really rough terrain like rocks and sticks etc.

cement his feet and let him sleep with the fishes

Use forms of voodoo on him.