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Mrs. Ali Jasper Hale
Jasper's Own Personal Stalker & Co-Admin
Number of posts : 663
Age : 31
Location : I'm off trying to grow pot in Alaska.
Humor : *is made of steak*
Registration date : 2007-08-23
|  Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!  Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:20 pm | |
| Show him a video of Bella and Edward being...intimate...and then give him a gun. | |
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RogueHEROsaysBEDWARD
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 3498
Location : Cerebro
Registration date : 2008-04-20
| | Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:30 pm | |
| good one!
Give him to the Saw people for the next sequel | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:49 pm | |
| Oo, nice.
Dip him head first into a boiling pit of lava. | |
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RogueHEROsaysBEDWARD
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 3498
Location : Cerebro
Registration date : 2008-04-20
| | Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:41 pm | |
| LAVA!!! ZOMG!!!!
Make him sit through US History watching a video of this random dude's lecture with the crazy sub not even letting you make paper sailboats. | |
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Mrs. Ali Jasper Hale
Jasper's Own Personal Stalker & Co-Admin
Number of posts : 663
Age : 31
Location : I'm off trying to grow pot in Alaska.
Humor : *is made of steak*
Registration date : 2007-08-23
| | Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:18 pm | |
| One, why would you be making paper sailboats?
Dip Mike in a vat of acid. | |
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RogueHEROsaysBEDWARD
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 3498
Location : Cerebro
Registration date : 2008-04-20
| | Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:10 pm | |
| Because that's more fun than watching a stupid video. | |
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Mrs. Ali Jasper Hale
Jasper's Own Personal Stalker & Co-Admin
Number of posts : 663
Age : 31
Location : I'm off trying to grow pot in Alaska.
Humor : *is made of steak*
Registration date : 2007-08-23
| | Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:33 pm | |
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Bella's_Sister
Refusing Senior Prom
Number of posts : 359
Age : 28
Location : On Cullen Cults... duh.
Humor : It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel proud...
Registration date : 2008-10-05
| | Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:14 pm | |
| Invite him to go to my house and go swimming. He jumps in first. Unfortunately for him, I "forgot" to tell him about the leopard seal in the deep end. | |
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RogueHEROsaysBEDWARD
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 3498
Location : Cerebro
Registration date : 2008-04-20
| | Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:43 pm | |
| Omg lol nice!!!!
Throw him in a pit of fire.
Okay, not so creative, but we're reading the Crucible in English and so it makes me think of hell... | |
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Mrs. Ali Jasper Hale
Jasper's Own Personal Stalker & Co-Admin
Number of posts : 663
Age : 31
Location : I'm off trying to grow pot in Alaska.
Humor : *is made of steak*
Registration date : 2007-08-23
| | Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:04 pm | |
| Give him to me when I'm angry. | |
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RogueHEROsaysBEDWARD
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 3498
Location : Cerebro
Registration date : 2008-04-20
| | Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:57 pm | |
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Mrs. Ali Jasper Hale
Jasper's Own Personal Stalker & Co-Admin
Number of posts : 663
Age : 31
Location : I'm off trying to grow pot in Alaska.
Humor : *is made of steak*
Registration date : 2007-08-23
| | Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:43 pm | |
| It is. I turn into ghetto Ali. | |
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spiritwolf
Being Kidnapped By Alice
Number of posts : 551
Location : Hiding in your closet waiting to strike at an opportune time!
Humor : Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.
Registration date : 2008-06-28
| | Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:52 pm | |
| Have him anger the tech crew or the theatre teacher...not pretty. | |
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RogueHEROsaysBEDWARD
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 3498
Location : Cerebro
Registration date : 2008-04-20
| | Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:05 pm | |
| Lol
Have him go out with my friend. she'll kill him. | |
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Mrs. Ali Jasper Hale
Jasper's Own Personal Stalker & Co-Admin
Number of posts : 663
Age : 31
Location : I'm off trying to grow pot in Alaska.
Humor : *is made of steak*
Registration date : 2007-08-23
| | Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:38 am | |
| Blame the breaking of an instrument on my middle school band teacher. He flicked nose pickings on the students he didn't like. No joke. | |
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spiritwolf
Being Kidnapped By Alice
Number of posts : 551
Location : Hiding in your closet waiting to strike at an opportune time!
Humor : Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.
Registration date : 2008-06-28
| | Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Sun Nov 16, 2008 12:34 pm | |
| Gross.
Lead him into a metal shop and torture him with the power tools. | |
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Bella's_Sister
Refusing Senior Prom
Number of posts : 359
Age : 28
Location : On Cullen Cults... duh.
Humor : It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel proud...
Registration date : 2008-10-05
| | Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:35 pm | |
| Give my brother's plastic army men to Mike, then tell my brother that Mike stole them. | |
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RogueHEROsaysBEDWARD
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 3498
Location : Cerebro
Registration date : 2008-04-20
| | Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:18 pm | |
| Lol nice.
Hit him in the head with a volleyballl..... repeatedly. | |
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Mrs. Ali Jasper Hale
Jasper's Own Personal Stalker & Co-Admin
Number of posts : 663
Age : 31
Location : I'm off trying to grow pot in Alaska.
Humor : *is made of steak*
Registration date : 2007-08-23
| | Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:51 pm | |
| Have Taylor Laughtner use his Sharkboy powers on him!
So that is epic fail. Epic epic fail. | |
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RogueHEROsaysBEDWARD
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 3498
Location : Cerebro
Registration date : 2008-04-20
| | Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:31 am | |
| What? I never saw that movie...
Take out his wisdom teeth. WITHOUT sedatives! | |
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Mrs. Ali Jasper Hale
Jasper's Own Personal Stalker & Co-Admin
Number of posts : 663
Age : 31
Location : I'm off trying to grow pot in Alaska.
Humor : *is made of steak*
Registration date : 2007-08-23
| | Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:17 pm | |
| (It's the guy who plays Jacob...he was in a movie where he played 'Sharkboy'. It was made of absolute fail.)
Turn him into a woman. | |
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RogueHEROsaysBEDWARD
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 3498
Location : Cerebro
Registration date : 2008-04-20
| | Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:25 pm | |
| That would be doing him a favor | |
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Mrs. Ali Jasper Hale
Jasper's Own Personal Stalker & Co-Admin
Number of posts : 663
Age : 31
Location : I'm off trying to grow pot in Alaska.
Humor : *is made of steak*
Registration date : 2007-08-23
| | Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:24 pm | |
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spiritwolf
Being Kidnapped By Alice
Number of posts : 551
Location : Hiding in your closet waiting to strike at an opportune time!
Humor : Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.
Registration date : 2008-06-28
| | Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:13 pm | |
| Tie him up to a treadmill and set it to it's maximum speed. | |
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Bella's_Sister
Refusing Senior Prom
Number of posts : 359
Age : 28
Location : On Cullen Cults... duh.
Humor : It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel proud...
Registration date : 2008-10-05
| | Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:35 pm | |
| Hey! I liked Sharkboy and Lavagirl... when it came out... when I was, like, nine... Oh well.
Send the entirety of my Drumline after him. (nine boys and one girl rushing at him with drumsticks-that'll strike fear into his heart) | |
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