How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!

hahaha

lets see....

make him play dodgeball where its him against everyone else! "GET HIM!"

or make the homework history.

my history is easy

feed him to the cracken (haha im watching pirates of the carribbean)

good movie!

sacrifice him to the weather rock. (funny story: my brother went camping all last weekend (yes! ) and he came back to tell us that his best friend made it rain and hail on them. apparently there was this weather rock that his friend kicked and spat on. later, it started to hail, and then it rained basically all night. they cooked and ate hot-dogs in the rain, but they're all boy scouts. they can take it. the best part, of course, is that my brother and his friend were sharing a tent and only the friend got wet . the weather rock had its vengeance, apparently...)

hahaha

take him to the bad parts of some city wearing all pink haha i saw it in a movie

put a funnel down his throat and pour acid down his throat (saw this in a movie, ew ew ew)

we could break both of his legs then take him hunting (normal, not vampire) and shoot some shots over his head (and one in the head) then tear both of his arms off and sew them on backwards. when he is almost dead, we would burn him till he died.

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all I can say is that you're very creative.

Take him to Wonderland.

Off with his head!

turn him into a science experiment and sacrifice him to the god of chemistry

have an aztec reactment and have him be the human sacrifice

Have him piss off a voodoo priest.

hahaha give him to the giant spider in lord of the rings

Haha Nice

tie him to the bottem of a train

give him to the giant spider in Harry Potter!!!!

ARAGOG!!!!!!

Sacrifice him to a sexually deprived old woman.

throw him in a room with mccain and palin so they can talk him to death

hahahahahah!!!

NOBODY EXPECTS THE ALASKAN POLITICIAN!!!!

hahahahaha

lets see hmm....

shove a pillow down his throat

(dont ask)

Throw him into an emo frenzy; they'll eventually cut him to pieces.

hahahahaha nice!

give my kittens to him. they'll kill him with their cuteness!

stuff rose petals down his throat until they choke him.

Put him in Mr. Hutto's physics class.

Throw him in the middle of the battle for Jasper.

BWAHAHA that'd be hilairious!!!

Make him hang out with my friend Hal for a day. He'll sing him to death.