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spiritwolf
Being Kidnapped By Alice
spiritwolf


Number of posts : 551
Location : Hiding in your closet waiting to strike at an opportune time!
Humor : Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.
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Put him in a bull's pin.
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Samantha Cullen
Getting the Dagger & Mace for the Jake & Mike Induced Killing Spree
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Stuff him into a suitcase and mail to an address that doesn't exist with a return address that also doesn't exist Twisted Evil

('Cause then he just keeps going around in circles Very Happy)
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spiritwolf
Being Kidnapped By Alice
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Humor : Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.
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Ew, what if he threw up in that little suitcase lol.

Tell him Bella is waiting for him then put a blind over his eyes and lead him into a busy highway.
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RogueHEROsaysBEDWARD
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
RogueHEROsaysBEDWARD


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hahahahaha i like the mail one!!!!

make him go stand in line at my school on registration day.

*shoots self in head*
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Vampgirl18
Making the Cowardly Lion Look Like the Terminator
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Number of posts : 1880
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Location : in a corner somewhere
Humor : you are only as strong as the tables you dance on, the drinks you mix and the friends you roll with.
Registration date : 2008-04-05

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! - Page 15 Icon_minitimeSat Aug 23, 2008 10:28 am

haha i like the one where you lead on to a high way


tell him he won a vacation to a resort on some fancy island then just drop him in the middle of the ocean with chum hung around his neck (sorry im reading a book with sharks in it)
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slashy snow eagle
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
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ooh, i like that!

stab him to death with a spork. (hey, it could happen!)
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Vampgirl18
Making the Cowardly Lion Look Like the Terminator
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i think it could


have him bleed to death from paper cuts (i think its possible)
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RogueHEROsaysBEDWARD
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
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OW! that sounds like the most painful expirience ever!

stab him to death with brand new pencils, in the spirit of back-to-school
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Vampgirl18
Making the Cowardly Lion Look Like the Terminator
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! - Page 15 Icon_minitimeMon Aug 25, 2008 5:24 pm

thats a good one


staple him to death(idk if it could happen)
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haha i would just hit the easy button and it'd do it for me!!!
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Vampgirl18
Making the Cowardly Lion Look Like the Terminator
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hahahaha :]
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slashy snow eagle
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
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hehe, nice!

in keeping with the academic theme: beat him over the head with a textbook.
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Vampgirl18
Making the Cowardly Lion Look Like the Terminator
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hahaha put him in a locker with a ticking time bomb
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RogueHEROsaysBEDWARD
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
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stab him to death with one of those super uber sharp compasses
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futuremc0787
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omgosh they're so sharp they poke holes through my metal pencil case?
throw a shark at him
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Vampgirl18
Making the Cowardly Lion Look Like the Terminator
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haha

hmm lets see...

throw him down a mountain
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haha throw a shark at him like from my super ex-girlfriend!
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slashy snow eagle
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
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push him off a floating high school like in sky high
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Making the Cowardly Lion Look Like the Terminator
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hahah push him into a big pit like in 300
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lol we're going for movie references now!

ok. make his life pivot in two directions around whether he made getting on to the underground train or not, one path killing him and his unborn baby and the other just killing the baby.

name that movie?
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umm.... i have no idea but...


put him in shark infested waters dressed as a fish
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hahaha that's a funny thought

and the movie was Sliding Doors.
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Vampgirl18
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o ive heard of it but havent seen it
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it was pretty good.

but anyway.

assign him homework. endlessly.
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slashy snow eagle
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that'd do it...
going off that theme: make that homework IB Chemistry
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