Relationships (troubles, new, old, advice, ranting, etc.)

No, mine do.

One is hitting puberty and his thing is always out.

Then his mom licks it and it goes away.

Now that's weird.

Gah he's so beautiful it breaks my heart...

lol whoa the dog thing and then right after that "he's so beautiful it breaks my heart" lol

THAT was weird.

Um, Sorry...?

just the post above yours where you said he was beautiful was funny. it was kinda ironic that yours followed it

Lol niiice

LMAO. i haven't been on this site in ages and the post at the top of this page was the first one i read and i'm like "what the hell?!?" ahaha. i love my life.

ya brittany i did the same thing
at first i thought it was talking about a dog then i looked at the thread topic and was like WTF?!?!? then i just kinda realized yall were off topic and calmed down a bit...
oh by the way, the mom licks it so he can pee (hence his thingy being out, means he gotta go) haha
oh wait sh*&...i missed the he hit puberty part...
umm ya that is pretty damn wierd....
that was realllllly wierd typing.....
oh me and my boyfriend are still together!! yay!!!!!!! and better than ever as well =D

glad i'm not the only one! my cat used to lick his thingy all of the time and it was annoying. then i realized he had a UTI. but thank god, he's okay now. =]

and yay for ava! congrats on still being together and better than ever =D

My dog is just a spastic weirdo, that's the only explanation.

And congrats Ava! Yay for relationships! See, my lack of one doesn't make me bitter...most of the time....but that's enough on that!

The guy I like is still dating his girlfriend. Prom is today. Not that I care, I don't think they're going since she goes to the rival school. It would have been nice to be asked by anyone though.

Gah, I feel like such a teenage girl! Now, off to read some fanfiction...

yeah well i just found out that the boy i've been crushing on for years has gone behind my back and is dating a really good friend of mine. as far as i'm concerned, they're both dead to me

Oh no....I'm so sorry
*hugs*

he is so mean! he's basically accusing me of being a bad person. and he told me he hopes that when i see him it gives me hell. i am so mad. boys are worth these tears

No guy is worth tears
No crying!
There's always someone else out there.

that's what i'm finally telling myself. but after hearing him say that i'm not 'christian' enough for him just hurts.

Whaaaaatt???
Ok, a guy who says crap like that is not worth your time.
I hate it when guys do that.
Like this one guy I liked said he "couldn't date a vegetarian."
Uggh whatever.

ugh that is such a lame excuse. i think it hurts more than i expected because we've been friends for like 10 years. and his pretty little girlfriend decided to send me a message on myspace today. i hate herrrr

I'm sorry sweetie
He's still not worth it though.
You'll find another guy
One that doens't treat you like crap

My theory is to ditch all the men in the world onto the moon and leave them there.