Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...

haha i have a friend who would do that

508. Alice Cullen is not allowed to go on a shooting rampage just because she couldnt go shopping

stand back innocent bystanders.

509. Alice Cullen is not allowed to die her hair pink and put butterflies in it.

She would look like a pixie then.

510. Alice is not allowed to put a sign on the back of Rosalie saying: Will put out for new shoes.

lol

511. Alice Cullen is not allowed to make a movie staring Edward and then offer fangirls free tickets in hopes on inciting a riot.

There will be a riot at th movies wen Twilight comes out and i dont care if i have to start it
XD

512.Alice Cullen is not allowed to hate Paramore.

513. Alice Cullen is not allowed to sell Emmett on ebay.

lol, nice!

514. Alice Cullen is not allowed to take Bella to Neverland instead of turning her into a vampire.

Haha

515. Alice is not allowed to dress everyone up as characters from Star Trek and take then to a convention.

Haha

516. Alice Cullen is not allowed to turn Forks High School into a Musical

certainly not!

517. Alice Cullen is not allowed to sign Bella up for ballet lessons just to laugh as she trips over the floor.

I bet that would be funny, though. lol.

518. Alice is not allowed to try and see how many pedestrians she can hit with her Porsche within five minutes.

Haha

519. Alice Cullen is not allowed to give the pedestrian's points to make a game out of it.

what, hitting Mike counts as 10?

520. Alice Cullen is not allowed to tell Rosalie loudly and repeatedly that blonds don't have more fun in any way...

Haha yeah

521. ALice Cullen is not allowed to bring a Grizzly bear home and tell them he's the new Emmett.

522. Alice Cullen is not allowed to cry when the actual emmett wrestles the bear to death.

Haha

523. Alice is not allowed to dress up as a guy and sneak into Edward's bachelor party and spy on them with a video camera.

524. Alice Cullen is not allowed to become a runway model and dazzle everyone.

525. Alice is not allowed to dress up as a gypsy and open up a shop to read people their fortunes for money.

526. Alice Cullen is not allowed to suddenly fall in love with Edward and start kissing Bella to get him "happy", if you catch my drift.

i do indeed...

527. Alice Cullen is not allowed to brag because her list of things not to do is so much longer than jasper's.

528. Alice Cullen is not allowed to tell people that she is the taller version of Tinkerbell.

529. Alice Cullen is not allowed to play pretty princesses with Jasper.

530. Alice is not allowed to dress Bella and Rosalie up in nothing but pink, dye their hair pink and walk around calling themselves the new Pink Ladies

531. Alice is not allowed to use corny pick up lines on old, fat men.

ewe...

532. Alice is not allowed to bring home a kitten.