Hi!

i've never tried. i probably could, though.

i fooled me best mate ^^

nice!

thats what i thought too ^^

Crying is good, is begging going too far though? Because that's what I may start doing, or become accident prone, lol!

begging is down grading, but it might just work ^^

You do have a point Lilly, but if it works I'll (I meant I would be) so happy, lol! What is another way to get some TLC from a "vegetarian" vampire?!?!

Make your blood smell nice? Of course, you wouldn't want the fragrance to be TOO tempting because then the 'tender' in TLC would be getting a whole new meaning.

(If that wasn't clear enough, I meant 'tender' as in meat tender - even though vampires drink your blood, and don't actually eat you. That was my lame attempt at a joke. And somewhere up there Lindz actually called me funny...)

Haha, well if it makes you feel any better you make me laugh! And I never thought about it that way (I mean thinking of the "tender" in TLC as meat, lol!

How would I go about making my blood smell nice? Conundrum, I'll do a blood transfusion with Bella's blood!

Well I'm glad you understood my pathetic humour

Yes! Although then you'd probably become a total clutz. Lol, I know the whole science of blood transfusions doesn't work that way, but you know what I mean... I think we should just inject ourselves with some kind of really nice scent... but I don't like needles. Maybe if we just ate a whole lot of something that smelled nice?

if mosquitoes love you, that means your blood smells nice, right? so i don't have to worry about that! i'll endure the mosquitoes if it means i can get jasper.

you are funny, sam. i've been told i am too, but the funniest things i say are completely accidental . it makes me mad when my mom laughs at me and won't tell me why.

hey, what happened to your signature? the cool layer thing died .

I don't like needles either and I am already pretty clumsy, so yeah lets find something to eat that makes our blood smell nice! What would do that though?

Slashy Snow Eagle: I think your theory about the mosquitoes is right! But I would rather have Edward or Jasper sucking my blood than stupid mosquitoes, lol!

Mosquitoes love me. And I get really bad reactions to their bites, too, so it sucks. There's always thousands in our S & E room at school, because it's like a 100 year old building up on the other side of the grounds. But if it means I'll be tempting to Emmett, then I'll live with it

And I think our best bet is chocolate. Or cherries or something like that... maybe if you swallowed a bottle of floral perfume? Lol

Haha, Anne, I always say funny stuff by accident too. Like my new title... I just got it for randomly babbling about killing people. Suits me, though. But my mom never gets my humour. It's really annoying. I always have to explain it to her and then she's just like "ha... ha... oh."

Why do mosquitoes even exist is what I want to know!

Floral Perfume could work as long as it doesn't kill us in the process! Maybe we should just stick to CHOCOLATE, lol!

Lol, beats me. All I know is that they annoy the hell out of me, because when I know there's one around I'm always on edge, and I can't forget about it (agh, I'm starting to feel little pricks all over my arms just thinking about them!). What's funny is that (I'm not sure if I already mentioned this somewhere) in my primary school yearbook, my friend answered the question "how would you change the world?" with "Stop animal cruelty and kill all mosquitoes," which is completely contradictory. And she didn't do it on purpose, either (I know that because at the time her humour was... not really that clever)

And yes, good point - we don't want to get poisoned before we've even executed our plan!! I think chocolate is the way to go

OMG I HATE needles!! Every time i get a shot my arm goes numb, I HATE that feeling.

I know Sam, whenever I get bit by one, that little bit area swells up to like golf ball size, gets really red and itchy! *goosebumps* Has your friend's humor improved, lol?

I hate needles too, I'm getting the shivers just thinking about them, ugh!

i don't mind needles too much, but i'd rather not have to deal with them.

if eating chocolate's all it takes, then i should be find. addict, speaking.

mosquitoes should definitely die! that doesn't count as cruelty because it would be a favor to all other animals. it is pretty funny that she said that, though .

I know, now that I think about it I am pretty sure I am a chocolate addict too, so where is my Edward, lol?!?!

Humph. I've ingested enough chocolate in my life to attract a thousand vampires, including the dumb old ones with no sense of smell. But where is Emmett? Still with Rosalie

I used to hate needles. I almost stopped my family from moving to Australia becaues I refused to get the hep A&B vaccination. But then I went back and got it and I felt like an idiot for making such a big deal of it, because it didn't hurt at all.

Haha, funnily enough, I was just talking to that particular friend on msn (we don't talk much anymore because we go to different high schools). I think her humour's improved a bit, but I wouldn't really know. Her idea of a joke back then was very... interesting. For example, there was this guy who was leaving our school at the end of year 6 named Scott. He was going to a school called Christchurch (and the other well-known boys' private school is called Scotch) and when he was leaving, my friend said: "He's going to the opposite of his name!" and nobody got it, and she was like, "you know, 'Scott' and 'Scotch?'" Everybody started cracking up at how pathetic it was. But don't get me wrong, she's really nice.

Well, he hasn't met you yet. That's still in the works, remember? we're at the cookie dough and crowbars phase. when we get there, none of them will stand a chance! bye bye alice and rose and bella, hello anne and sam and lindz!

lol, nice.

i hate it when friendships die because of different schools . I had two really REALLY good friends, and now we don't talk anymore 'cause we're all at different schools.

that's funny... in a pathetic way. i bet she is really nice, though. not everyone can be funny and nice. (some, like me, are funny and not nice. *shrug*)

the school's called Scotch? hmm... i can think of a few jokes on that name... not gonna say anything, though. they're probably inapropriate.

I like that plan anne!

Yeah, I have lost a few friends due to different schools and stuff, and am about to lose many more because we'll be graduating and going our separate ways and stuff! Sad Day

i have lost SOOO many friends because of different schools it isnt even funny

I know how you feel, and then you try so hard to keep in touch but it just never seems to work out!

yup
cause you are always talking about people they dont know
and they are talking about people you dont know
and eventually your just like
"im glad you have new friends but i dont really care what their families are like" and stuff like that