Things Alice Would Never Say

Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:30 pm

yay anne! i love Wicked!!! i have the book now! GO WICKED FANS! Very Happy

lol

171. One short day in the Emerald City. One short day to have a life time of fun.

Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:39 am

172. Bella, your mother looked like a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries and I am related to the knights who say ni!

Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:48 pm

yay spamalot!

and yay wicked! the musical was better, though.

173. The trouble with schools is
They always try to teach the wrong lessons
Believe me, I've been kicked out
Of enough of them to know

Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:18 pm

174. Bella, you'd make an awful vampire. Plus, I hate you, take Jasper, but I've been drooling over Edward for centuries!

Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:23 pm

175. We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz...

Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:30 pm

176. Emmett, you make one fabulous looking drag queen. RuPaul would be pleased.

Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:04 pm

177. Oh Esme, I just want to bang you like a drum set.

Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:31 pm

178. I'm like a can of Monster: small, but oh so full of energy!

Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:46 pm

179. I want to be a rockstar! Let me try out that guitar.

Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:57 pm

180. I'm wanted, dead or alive.

Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:23 pm

181. Oh baby, I'm living on a prayer!

Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:26 pm

182. Someday I'll be Saturday night.

Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:33 pm

183. Somewhere over the rainbow monkeys fly.

Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:36 pm

184. I am the Oreo Goddess.

Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:40 pm

185. I am the queen of the nutter buter.

Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:44 pm

186. *wobbing from side to side*I'm not as think as you drunk I am..
(Translation: I'm not as drunk as you think I am)

Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:56 pm

187. Come on, lets go behind the theater and have a good smoke.

Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:05 pm

188. Yeah Bella, Edward left you so what? Boo freakin hoo. Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it already!

Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:38 pm

189. jasper, i'm leaving you for tom felton.

Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:49 pm

190. Jasper, I never loved you, I just wanted to get Charlie swan jealous.

Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:57 pm

191. what are the words to the pledge of allegiance again?

Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:58 pm

192. Bella, do your bible work!

Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:17 pm

193. who wants some home cooked muffins?

Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:20 pm

194. I'm going to the homeless shelter to give away allllllll my clothes. oh and shoes.

Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:22 pm

195. "Jasper, I don't love you anymore! I want you to pick between Anne & Jess. No, just pick Jess!!"

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