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+27Aryn JaspersGirl217 Bella's_Sister AliceCullen Emma Cullen spiritwolf BlackSavvy VampiricKlutz Alice2010 Vampgirl18 edwardXaddicted .Addicted. Lilly Cullen Candi Cullen momo Kyle Cullen-Hale Edward_lover_63801 slashy snow eagle CarmenCullen:) XxEdward+BellaxX Edward Cullen is my life. evermore Samantha Cullen Lindz sweetblood JesziHale Kiss.of.Crimson 31 posters |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:35 pm | |
| 488. Pikachu, I choose you! | |
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VampiricKlutz Gone Cliff-Diving
Number of posts : 302 Age : 31 Location : Unfortunately, Australia. Humor : Hannibal Lecter -- The best thing since sliced bread. Registration date : 2007-12-16
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:13 am | |
| 489. [Singing] Oops I did it again. I played with your heart. I got lost in the game, oh baby, baby! | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:39 am | |
| 490. You know, I don't think I'm in the mood for shopping right now... | |
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XxEdward+BellaxX Visiting Carlisle in the ER
Number of posts : 661 Registration date : 2008-02-11
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:39 am | |
| 491.I WISH I WAS ROSALIE!!! | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:30 pm | |
| 492. (to esme about jasper) he just followed me home, mom, he just followed me home! | |
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XxEdward+BellaxX Visiting Carlisle in the ER
Number of posts : 661 Registration date : 2008-02-11
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:00 pm | |
| 493.ummm i'm a pink pony!!! | |
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BlackSavvy Hanging With Jessica
Number of posts : 75 Age : 28 Location : Right behind you Humor : Suicide is a way of telling God: you cant fie me! I quit! Registration date : 2008-04-26
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:21 pm | |
| "Jasper i never want to see NETSPEAK SUCKS again!!!" | |
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BlackSavvy Hanging With Jessica
Number of posts : 75 Age : 28 Location : Right behind you Humor : Suicide is a way of telling God: you cant fie me! I quit! Registration date : 2008-04-26
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:22 pm | |
| " Jasper i never want to see you again!!!" | |
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BlackSavvy Hanging With Jessica
Number of posts : 75 Age : 28 Location : Right behind you Humor : Suicide is a way of telling God: you cant fie me! I quit! Registration date : 2008-04-26
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:23 pm | |
| 494. "Jasper I never want to see you again!!!" | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:22 pm | |
| 495. I'm out of my mind, feel free to leave a message. | |
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XxEdward+BellaxX Visiting Carlisle in the ER
Number of posts : 661 Registration date : 2008-02-11
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:06 pm | |
| ? 495. Emmett is my "Role-playing" Buddy! | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:44 pm | |
| *shudder* .....
496. Go away little girl! I'm....um....*mumbles* how should I say this so she will understand...*yells* I'm playing with daddy! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:20 pm | |
| HAHAHA!! Oh God..
497. *stands on top of mall* I am Alice the Almighty, the Shopping Goddess. Shoppers bow down before me! | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:35 pm | |
| teehee!
498. *twists fake mustache and doodles on clipboard* Yes, and how does that make you feel? | |
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Samantha Cullen Getting the Dagger & Mace for the Jake & Mike Induced Killing Spree
Number of posts : 2392 Registration date : 2008-02-02
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:29 am | |
| LOL! 499. (whining to Esme) Mommy, I don't want a Porsche! I want a pink tricycle! (Anne, I loved your Pokemon one ) | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:28 pm | |
| Haha cute.
Wow 500. (at a club with Rosalie and Bella, trying to get Bella to dance with her and Rosalie): Come on Bella! Shake what your mama gave ya! | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Thu May 01, 2008 3:15 pm | |
| poor bella...
501. (after bella tells her to turn the music down) my dear, do not insult my delicate musicality by requesting that I reduce the volume of this symphony. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Thu May 01, 2008 7:36 pm | |
| huh?
502. *while window shopping* I don't like that one, or that one, or that one. let's face it, nothing appeals to my fashion taste Bella. | |
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XxEdward+BellaxX Visiting Carlisle in the ER
Number of posts : 661 Registration date : 2008-02-11
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Thu May 01, 2008 9:25 pm | |
| NOOOoooo THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Fri May 02, 2008 11:41 am | |
| 503. Bella I finally figured out why they use letters to define bra sizes. Want to know what they are? Okay I'll tell you.
A- Almost boobs B- Barely there C- Can't complain D- Dang! DD- Double dang! E- Enormous F- Fake G- Get a reduction H- Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up! | |
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XxEdward+BellaxX Visiting Carlisle in the ER
Number of posts : 661 Registration date : 2008-02-11
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Fri May 02, 2008 5:48 pm | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Fri May 02, 2008 9:19 pm | |
| That is freakin HILARIOUS!!!
504. Now, let me see your hand. I will now read your boob line. *whispers* it tells you what bra size you will have when your fully grown. Hmm..wow...you're going to be a freakin mini-Dolly Parton! everything small, and then BA-BOOM! your freakish Z-54 boobs! | |
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Samantha Cullen Getting the Dagger & Mace for the Jake & Mike Induced Killing Spree
Number of posts : 2392 Registration date : 2008-02-02
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Fri May 02, 2008 10:46 pm | |
| Eeeek.... lol *falls off chair laughing* Lauren, that was HILARIOUS!!!!! I literally can't stop laughing. Where did you get that from? 505. Dang, maybe if I'd stayed human I would've had a little more growth... in places... | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sat May 03, 2008 3:42 pm | |
| i agree, that was incredibly hilarious, lauren!
506. Rosalie's taller than I am, prettier than I am, bigger up there than I am, has blond hair, has an amazing husband, is older than I am, and has been a vampire longer. Only stubbornness stops me from having a SERIOUS inferiority complex. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sat May 03, 2008 6:17 pm | |
| Thank you girls, glad you liked it. Sam, to answer your question-an email. -I loved the ones you all did as well. They also made me laugh ----- 507. *Bella pulls out a bag of cotton balls and a ball of string from a shopping bag* Bella: Alice, what is this? I told you to get some tampons. Alice: Yes, well the other day I told YOU to get me a carton of cigarettes for the prank. Instead you bring me a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers because it was soooo much cheaper. So, I figured if I had to roll my own...so do you. | |
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