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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:23 pm | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:51 pm | |
| And hilarious
93. Emmett is not allowed to run around the mall with Jasper wearing spandex and a blanket draped around his shoulders saying " I am Batman! Come Robin to the batcave!" | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:05 pm | |
| lol yeah.
94. Emmett is not allowed to Call Debussy 'elevator music' in front of Edward | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:15 pm | |
| I could see Edward hitting him upside the head for that one. haha
95. Emmett is not allowed to leave a trail of orange on the floor leading to the restrooms because it resembles a certain something. | |
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Thetis Going To First Beach
Number of posts : 43 Age : 30 Humor : I see all. For example, there's probably something nasty behind you right NOW. Registration date : 2008-03-23
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:06 pm | |
| ew! that would be disgusting-lol 96. Emmet Cullen is not allowed to tell Edward his CDs are crummy-all 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 of them. | |
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Thetis Going To First Beach
Number of posts : 43 Age : 30 Humor : I see all. For example, there's probably something nasty behind you right NOW. Registration date : 2008-03-23
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:07 pm | |
| 97. Emmet is not allowed to tell Rosalie she kind of resembles an ape in appearance. | |
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Thetis Going To First Beach
Number of posts : 43 Age : 30 Humor : I see all. For example, there's probably something nasty behind you right NOW. Registration date : 2008-03-23
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:09 pm | |
| 98. Emmett is not allowed to hunt down all the teddy bears in the world, rip them into shreds, and claim he thought they were miniature grizzlies. P.S. the kiddies would kill him-lol | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:43 pm | |
| Haha nice.
99. Emmett is not allowed to walk around in a crowd, pretend like he's about to cry and ask people if they've seen his mommy. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:25 pm | |
| haha lol
100. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to push Jacob out of an air plane just for the heck of it. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:25 pm | |
| I like that one.
101. Emmett is not allowed to go to the makeup department, spray himself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with a girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "Hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:33 pm | |
| no coment. lol scaring for freakin life! lol
102. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to watch Nascar Racing. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:34 pm | |
| 103. Emmett is not allowed to stuff a load of tampons and pads in Jasper's locker. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:41 pm | |
| HAHA!!
104. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to stuff tampons up a little kid's nose when he gets a nose bleed at the park. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:50 pm | |
| LOL! Too funny!
105. Emmett is not allowed to fill a water balloon up with chocolate pudding, go hide by the boy's bathroom and when a guy walks out throw it at his butt to make it look like he...well you know | |
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Candi Cullen Reading Wuthering Heights
Number of posts : 130 Age : 31 Location : hunting newborns with Jasper Humor : The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits Registration date : 2008-03-07
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Thu May 01, 2008 6:02 pm | |
| nice! 106. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to paint with his butt just because he claims he needs the money | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Thu May 01, 2008 7:02 pm | |
| nice 107. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to force Carlisle to wear a tight spandex Disco Suit. | |
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Candi Cullen Reading Wuthering Heights
Number of posts : 130 Age : 31 Location : hunting newborns with Jasper Humor : The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits Registration date : 2008-03-07
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Fri May 02, 2008 2:14 pm | |
| WOW, that would be just slightly disturbing!!! just a little...... OKAY MAJOR DISTURBANCES! I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE! lol
108. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to dress up as a clown and say "I like my children medium RARE!!!" | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Fri May 02, 2008 9:26 pm | |
| that is scaring for life!
109. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to steal all of Bella's bras. | |
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Thetis Going To First Beach
Number of posts : 43 Age : 30 Humor : I see all. For example, there's probably something nasty behind you right NOW. Registration date : 2008-03-23
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Sat May 03, 2008 4:11 pm | |
| thanks, that was...disturbing. 110. Emmet Cullen is not allowed to tell Rosalie that the bear that mangled him was more attractive than her. | |
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XxEdward+BellaxX Visiting Carlisle in the ER
Number of posts : 661 Registration date : 2008-02-11
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Sun May 04, 2008 9:17 am | |
| 111. he can't fall in love with edward | |
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Thetis Going To First Beach
Number of posts : 43 Age : 30 Humor : I see all. For example, there's probably something nasty behind you right NOW. Registration date : 2008-03-23
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Sun May 04, 2008 3:54 pm | |
| Absolutely not! 112. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to beat Edward up and run away with Bella. PS Edward and Jacob would unite to kill him-something that would NEVER happen in real life. PPS oh and I forgot, Mike, Tylor, Eric, and all the rest of the human boys too! | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Fri May 09, 2008 7:33 am | |
| 113. Refer to Jasper's empathy as 'Jasper's feminine problem' | |
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Thetis Going To First Beach
Number of posts : 43 Age : 30 Humor : I see all. For example, there's probably something nasty behind you right NOW. Registration date : 2008-03-23
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Sat May 10, 2008 1:48 pm | |
| Emmett Cullen is not allowed to run away with Carlisle. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Mon May 12, 2008 11:40 pm | |
| 115. Emmett is not allowed to get breast implants so that he'll have a substitute to play with when Rosalie isn't around. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Tue May 27, 2008 3:47 pm | |
| ........ew 116. Claim to have had wild and crazy sex with Edward's car | |
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