Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do

68. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to steal Rose's stilettos and try to walk in them.

69. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to run off with Rosalies lacy bra and use it to shoot watermellons at random people around Forks.

i don't think they'd fit

70. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to become a surfer dude.

haha, good point...lol. but they might....lol

71. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to shave his head and become emo.

*sniff* he'd make a hot emo though...lol

Yes he would

72. Emmett is not allowed to change his name to E-Dog and become a rapper.

LOL!

73. Emmett Cullen (while calling himself E-Dog) is not allowed to call Carlisle "Carlizzle" and persuade him to join his rapping group.

Carlizzle...Haha nice one Sam.

74. Emmett is not allowed to get Rosalie to pimp out Alice's Porsche(like on the show Pimp My Ride)

75. emmett cullen is not allowed to try to pimp out rose, alice, bella, or esme.

76. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to join the Micky Mouse Club House

77. Emmett is not allowed to dress up as the Mad Hatter, dress Jasper up as the March Hare and invite Alice to a tea party.

haha, i get it!!

78. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to shred Alice's credit cards and take all her money and not tell her that he did it.

He better hope she doesn't find out because if she did, there would be hell to pay..

79. Emmett is not allowed to become a football player just so that he can hang around with all the hot cheerleaders.

don't think rose would let him. lol
80. emmett cullen is not allowed to tell rose baby are you tired cause you've been running through my mind all day.

haha

81. Emmett is not allowed to dress Alice up as a little green alien and then send her down to Roswell New Mexico.

hahahahah! lol

82. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to form a crush on Jasper or Edward.

...yeah...

83. Emmett is not allowed to get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's shopping carts when they aren't looking while he's at the mall.

LOL...

84. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to hunt down Mickey Mouse, Barney and all the other wimpy characters so that all the little kiddies cry.

Hehe
85. Emmett is not allowed to put shaving cream in Bella's hand while she's sleeping and then tickle her so that she smears it all over herself.

haha lol

86. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to put Bella's hand in a bowl of warm water while she sleeps so she will wet the bed.

Haha, that would really suck..

87. Emmett is not allowed to put a sign up on the side of his jeep that says "The Shaggin' Wagon" and invite random girls to take a ride with him.

WHOA! lol

88. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to take a job as a day-care worker.

Those poor children would need years of therapy...

89. Emmett is not allowed to out super sexy lingerie in old men's carts when they turn around

Haha, that would be funny!

90. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to spike all the cafeteria food with aphrodesiacs.

91. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to go back in time and fall in love with Alice.

no that would be screwy.....

92. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to walk around in a mini skirt, stilletos, and a tank top just because he claims Alice told him it matches and is a really cute outfit.