Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do

47. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to dress up in a gorilla suit, take Rosalie and climb up the Empire State building pretending to be King Kong.

Bahaha

48. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to take up pairs skating with Rosalie and launch her over his head because he thinks that's the point of the sport.

Haha Emmett on ice..nice

49. Emmett is not allowed to dress up as Mr. T and go around saying "I pity the fool" at people.

nice one sam!

50. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to memorize all of The Grinch Who Stole Christmas and start reciting it at random moments.

whats wrong with that? i do it all the time.

51. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to make his life a musical (like mine) and sing at random moments in time.

i do that, to the unfortunity of the people around me.

52. emmett cullen is not allowed to join in a musical

53. emmett cullen can not tell bella to pull his finger

vampires can actually do that? lol

54 - Emmett Cullen is not allowed to play dress ups with Alice.

no. they can't do any of that........stuff. lol

55.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to become a hero for saving an old ladies cat from a tree.

lol, and i ment dress HER up.

56. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to wear horns on his head and go around telling people that he's horny.

lol,

57. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to say hes the devil.

58. Emmett is not allowed to push Bella down a flight of stairs and say that the voices in his head made him do it.

it was the voice i tell you! THE VOICES!!!

The Voices tell me to BURN things (I do that anyway)
59. Emmett is not allowed to star danceing to thriller at randowm times.

lol, that would be funny though.

Yes it would be.

60. Emmett is not allowed to try and dress up in Rosalie's clothes to see how sexy he would look.

WOW i did not even think about that

61. Emmett is not allowed to get a sex change

62. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to cry when he goes to jail.

63. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to go to jail; he's only allowed to bust us out .

Too true

64. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to be on the top of a human pyramid.

no way, hed crush it!!

65. Emmett cullen is not allowed to bust the spammers out of the hell that im gonna put them in when i next get to them.

certainly not!

66. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to kill the spammers before we get a chance to!

He better not.

67. Emmett is not allowed to go through Alice's closet, take a few things and hide them, then rearrange all the rest of the stuff that is still in there.