How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!

make him stand in a corner until he dies of exhaustion

nice. simple yet effective.

feed him hot chocolate laced with cyanide.

hehehehehe.

make him get a sunburn then slap him on the back or chest till he has all those little white handprints. then leave him for dead

that's a good one.

put him in a dress, call him anastasia, and turn him over to the kgb.

haha

feed him to the man eating jelly fish... not that jelly fish actually eat people

hey, you never know!

give him to the psychic character in my story and get him to think dirty thoughts about her.

Haha nice

Put a spell on him to make him feel what it's like to go through 24 hours of child labor. You know a man wouldn't be able to get through 2 hours of that, so 24 hours would surely kill him.

i would LOVE to see a man attempt childbirth. i really would.

turn angela into a vengeful witch, kill ben, and tell her mike did it.

So would I.

Like a match and drop it infront of him while he's filling his car up with gas.

Make him listen to serbian turbo-folk music for 2 days, nobody normal can stand that, I know I would die if someone made me listen to that crap

Drop an ACME anvil ontop of his head from off a cliff.

ha lol make him tom from tom and jerry

kidnap wily coyote and make mike take his place.

^ hahah nice one
stab his heart with a needle

feed him cyanide soup

Make him whatch parent trap

Tie him down and stick a hot poker up his nose

*shudder* nasty!

make him take math finals over and over again without a calculator

*Evil laugh* i like that one!

hey i actually like the movie parent trap!

make him listen to my sister on the violin (she just started and she sucks) for the rest of eternity

push him, so he falls in a really angry mob

make him watch ice princess, then attempt the same feat in an attempt to call himself "ice prince."

I HATE THAT MOVIE!!!!!

never heard of that movie. what's ice princess?