How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!

Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Wed May 21, 2008 10:37 pm

It's a really bad movie about ice skating. Soo not worth watching.

Use him as a crash dummy for car wrecks.

Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Thu May 22, 2008 5:38 am

Poke him in the eye than push him of a cliff

Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Thu May 22, 2008 1:05 pm

i like that!

shove him between harry and voldemort during the final battle.

Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Thu May 22, 2008 10:11 pm

shove him between Ron and Hermione and let him get killed in the crossfire lol... they fight too much

Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Fri May 23, 2008 6:51 am

feed him to a huge spider..

Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Fri May 23, 2008 10:39 am

ARAGOG!!!!!

Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Fri May 23, 2008 1:54 pm

exactly! great idea!

sacrifice him to the basilisk.

Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Sat May 24, 2008 5:38 am

make him travel to the 14th century and dress him like a grrl and make him shout that his a witch so they'll burn him Very Happy

Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Sat May 24, 2008 2:08 pm

haha mail him to hitler with a star of david tattooed on his face

Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Sat May 24, 2008 9:19 pm

have him kiss tyler in front of a jesus freak.

Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Sat May 24, 2008 11:05 pm

haha,

have him make out with the Jesus freak.

Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Sun May 25, 2008 9:54 am

lol

put him in P2!!! just watched the movie last night. twas scary

Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Sun May 25, 2008 9:55 pm

i don't know that movie.

feed him to audrey II from little shop of horrors.

Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Sun May 25, 2008 9:57 pm

Put him in the movie Halloween.

Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Sun May 25, 2008 11:40 pm

I love little shop of horrors. very strange, but funny at the same time... Very Happy

Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Mon May 26, 2008 8:31 am

Make him spend a day with cole (This Guy i HATE!!) That would kill him

Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Mon May 26, 2008 12:06 pm

Put him in a castle and tell the local villagers that he's a hideous beast that will come after them in the night and take their children. Let them go after him with torches and pitch forks.

Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Mon May 26, 2008 1:44 pm

dip him in honey and put him in front of 3 hungry bears xD

Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Mon May 26, 2008 2:33 pm

Mike, meet a deranged Winnie the Pooh- You're worst nightmare.

Give him to Jane and let her have her wicked way with him.

Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Tue May 27, 2008 7:11 pm

make him go to a hannah montana concert

Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Tue May 27, 2008 9:25 pm

Leave him out in the middle of the desert without anything except for the clothes on his back.

Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Tue May 27, 2008 9:49 pm

how about withOUT the clothes on his back? *wriggles eyebrows*

lol just kidding.

only if you replaced Mike with Edward, but then this whole thread would be sacreligious.

Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Wed May 28, 2008 12:20 pm

killing edward? somehow, i don't think any of the things we've mentioned would kill him. though they might get US killed...

suck him up in that vacuum cleaner the pink panther has. you know, the one that sucks up EVERYTHING but the fly? Razz

Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Wed May 28, 2008 8:09 pm

I think having someone do the first two words of that sentence would kill him. He'd probably have a heart attack, but he'd die happy.

Subject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!! Wed May 28, 2008 8:12 pm

good point.

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