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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue May 06, 2008 9:44 pm

That would kill anyone.

Make him listen to the my geometry teacher that I had in high school. He'd die of boredom

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue May 06, 2008 10:35 pm

Make him take the NLE over and over... the type is also very scrunched up and tiny and just makes you die a little inside with every word. Latin OR English.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Wed May 07, 2008 6:37 am

NLE?

make him sit through chem class with my teacher leaning over his shoulder asking how he's doing *shudder*

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Wed May 07, 2008 8:57 pm

haha i actually like my chem teacher... he's cool...

and the NLE is the National Latin Exam lol

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Wed May 07, 2008 10:53 pm

latin dork. stupify

make him eat de cate poop (anchor man)
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Wed May 07, 2008 11:48 pm

Put a poisonous snake in his bed while he's sleeping.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Wed May 07, 2008 11:50 pm

hehehe nice

make him listen to the achey breaky heart song a million times
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu May 08, 2008 9:56 am

*shudder*

feed him birthday cake flavored ice cream.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu May 08, 2008 9:00 pm

HEY i like the birthday cake flavor ice cream!

but cotton candy's better

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu May 08, 2008 9:04 pm

Tie him to a metal rod that's near a bunch of trees during a really bad thunderstorm.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu May 08, 2008 9:08 pm

haha nice

how about lethal injection?

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu May 08, 2008 9:12 pm

ugh, how can you like birthday cake flavor? Razz. but too much would kill anyone!

make him steal rogue from remy.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu May 08, 2008 9:17 pm

affraid

that would insure a long, drawn out, violent death at the hands of none other than Remy LeBeau!

Evil or Very Mad

BLASPHEMY!

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu May 08, 2008 9:35 pm

exactly. that's the point Twisted Evil *bows*

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu May 08, 2008 10:49 pm

Gag him, cuff his hands, and tie his feet to a huge block of cement then drop into the harbor and let him sleep with the fishes.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Fri May 09, 2008 6:40 pm

give him a magic chip that makes him stay alive and inhances pain 110% and then cut everything off of him. at the end of it all, when his mouth is still runnin and he's annoying us more than ever, we would push the[NETSPEAK SUCKS:8a80]BIG RED BUTTON and kill him. that would be fun. Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Fri May 09, 2008 11:25 pm

give him the james bond, casino royal treatment

this thread is fun i like it! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sat May 10, 2008 1:50 pm

it is fun!

make him listen to the infighting that happens on our synchro team Rolling Eyes

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun May 11, 2008 12:19 pm

make him read this thread and die of fear Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun May 11, 2008 12:21 pm

Make him listen to Hannah Montanna, the Jonas Brothers, Rhianna and the pussy cat dolls...
That would kill anyone.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun May 11, 2008 12:27 pm

not heather lol

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun May 11, 2008 9:10 pm

that's cruel and unusual punishment. we should do it! Twisted Evil *bows*

drop a banana peel in his path and watch as he cracks his head open.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun May 11, 2008 9:22 pm

hahahahahahaha

make him have a kid and then make them step on a crak so he breaks his back!

mwahaha!

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun May 11, 2008 11:52 pm

lol

make him read the eragon books over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over ...

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Mon May 12, 2008 12:19 am

Make him have terrible PMS

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