How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!

That would kill anyone.

Make him listen to the my geometry teacher that I had in high school. He'd die of boredom

Make him take the NLE over and over... the type is also very scrunched up and tiny and just makes you die a little inside with every word. Latin OR English.

NLE?

make him sit through chem class with my teacher leaning over his shoulder asking how he's doing *shudder*

haha i actually like my chem teacher... he's cool...

and the NLE is the National Latin Exam lol

latin dork. stupify

make him eat de cate poop (anchor man)

Put a poisonous snake in his bed while he's sleeping.

hehehe nice

make him listen to the achey breaky heart song a million times

*shudder*

feed him birthday cake flavored ice cream.

HEY i like the birthday cake flavor ice cream!

but cotton candy's better

Tie him to a metal rod that's near a bunch of trees during a really bad thunderstorm.

haha nice

how about lethal injection?

ugh, how can you like birthday cake flavor? . but too much would kill anyone!

make him steal rogue from remy.

that would insure a long, drawn out, violent death at the hands of none other than Remy LeBeau!



BLASPHEMY!

exactly. that's the point *bows*

Gag him, cuff his hands, and tie his feet to a huge block of cement then drop into the harbor and let him sleep with the fishes.

give him a magic chip that makes him stay alive and inhances pain 110% and then cut everything off of him. at the end of it all, when his mouth is still runnin and he's annoying us more than ever, we would push the[NETSPEAK SUCKS:8a80]BIG RED BUTTON and kill him. that would be fun.

give him the james bond, casino royal treatment

this thread is fun i like it!

it is fun!

make him listen to the infighting that happens on our synchro team

make him read this thread and die of fear

Make him listen to Hannah Montanna, the Jonas Brothers, Rhianna and the pussy cat dolls...
That would kill anyone.

not heather lol

that's cruel and unusual punishment. we should do it! *bows*

drop a banana peel in his path and watch as he cracks his head open.

hahahahahahaha

make him have a kid and then make them step on a crak so he breaks his back!

mwahaha!

lol

make him read the eragon books over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over ...

Make him have terrible PMS