How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!

oooooh nice

stick him in a room with a billion annoying siblings

Haha.

Make him spend hours watching the history channel.

the annoying siblings would definitely work. i happily donate mine to the cause.

have him spam the board when we're all on it.

That's brilliant, Anne! I wish I had thought of that...I would take great pleasure in ridding the world of Mike Newton

Put him right in the middle of a fight between Freddy and Jason.

Stick him in the chainsaw massacre. =]

lol i almost just typed in a spoiler in here... but i realized it before close call guys

but ok um i gotta think of a new non spoiler one now... lol oh! *lightbulb*

have him tell me a breaking dawn spoiler.

he's dead.

Have him tell a hundreds of wild Twilight fans that the book series is the worst in the world and that the cast for the movie is horrible and that movie is going to svck.

haha have him cut in line at the stephenie meyer show thing in NYC... even though it already happened.

that would get him killed by being trampled.

have him tell a die hard fangirl that her OTP is the worst ever.

aw i feel really dumb now... what's OTP mean?

one true pairing. don't worry, it took me a long time to figure it out as well...

Ooooohhh. So I guess my OTP's gotta be ROMY!!! w00t!!!

and Harmony (Harry/Hermione) is a close second to that lol

but yeah you learn something new every day! I remember it took me like a year to figure out all the meanings of the fic jargon you run into on ff.net... but I hadn't figured out OTP yet!

There's a few out there I still don't know.

Yes, Romy is the best ever!

Mmm...on topic...crucify him upside down by the privates.

ouch! that's a low blow... literally lol

Yeah, it came from one of my friends when we were having some weird conversation.

yeah, my friends and i tend to have those quite often as well lol

I love when people walk by when you're having those conversations and they have no clue what's going on.

or people enter the conversation at the most awkward moment lol

I hate when I walk into conversations at those awkward moments. I just back away slowly and go find someone else to talk to.

lol that's a good escape tactic.

It tends to work unless they throw a chair in my escape route.

Not to interrupt your conversation or anything but...

Drop him ontop of moving helicopter blades.

Okay, continue.

Tie him down to the railroad tracks.

i wouldn't! i like mike

Then you're in the wrong thread babe lol

Give him to the pack as chew toy.