How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!

Ok So list ways to kill mike.

stab him with a rusty mop.

throw him in a pit with hungry vamps

Aw... Poor Mike! =[

lol i don't really want to kill him, but sometimes it's fun to plot murders...

*cough* i didn't just say that.

what?

ya i was just bored ..... sorry i was not on last night my pooter froze

Don't kill Mike!!!!! He may be pathetic, but he's cool. And he hasn't done anything wrong.

But what the heck, while we're plotting nasty murders...

- Tie his limbs to a nail bed and put him in one of those Gravitron rides that makes everything stick fast to the walls. OUCH.
- Put him in between two crocodiles, letting one bite his feet and one his head, so that they can fight over him.
- Put him in the middle of a horde of savage cannibal cavemen, wearing a frilly tutu.

And don't worry, Skylar, it's not uncommon to have murderous tendencies here. I, for one, do it all the time... as you can see

Tehe.....well chainsaws and axes can be very fun at times when chasing someone into leech infested waters.............

ya murder tactics are quite common around cults...
umm...
OH put him in a test car, him being the crash test dummy, and see how much impact really hurts!

hm... shove a cactus down his throat.

wow i am scaried....

put him in a pro. hockey game and watch the players beat him.

I like that one slow and painful.....

I still think that this is cruel...

lol.yeah it is.....but it's fun!

how about burn his face off with a blow torch? (anybody seen Hostel?)

ya i have!

OH and Put him in a blender!!!

lol then you know what i'm talking about. any of those deaths (especially the ones from Hostel 2) would be horrible.

hm... choke him with gum.

I am never having gum again (I had a peace in when i read that LOL!!)

Tie a few slabs of raw meat to him and send him over to La Push and have the pack mistake him for dinner.

lol use him as bait for victoria

Put him in a steel cage while diving with sharks and leave the door to the cage open.

just the thread for me! *bows*

make him listen to hannah montana for 24 hours straight

slit his wrists with an old pocket knife

give him a hairdryer and pour him a bath

get him to confess his love for bella in front of edward

make him try a triple axel

feed him to the lions at the circus

throw him in the tiger pit at the zoo

beat him over the head with a hard cover copy of eclipse

make him read nothing but steinbeck

give him to jake as compensation

That's quite a list there Anne, you named some good ones.

Have Emmett stab him with a spoon, it'll hurt more.

yeah. i had fun .

that's a good one!

piss off the volutri and tell them that he did it