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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
|  Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say  Thu May 29, 2008 12:09 am | |
| Ha, as if they need it...
94. Nothing says "I love you" quite like saturated fat and slutty lingerie. | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Thu May 29, 2008 8:55 pm | |
| *snort* so true. just kidding!  lol 95. If only I had a nickle for everytime I got hit on at the Parent Teacher Confrences.... | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Thu May 29, 2008 11:19 pm | |
| Haha nice one.
96. Carlisle, you've been a bad, bad boy...Go to my room! | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sat May 31, 2008 6:08 pm | |
| haha!
97. Hottay! She's a hottay! just a little bit nottay...*smiles "playfully" (if ya catch my drift)* that would be me.... | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:47 am | |
| lol nice.
98. Yes, dear. You do have a right to your opinion and I have the right to think your stupid. | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:58 pm | |
| so true. lol
99. I have the right to be supported like an underwire bra. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:02 pm | |
| Amen sister. haha
100. Oh girl please.. I own that sh*t | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:37 pm | |
| lol i got that bra thing from a friend. i loved it too much to pass up the oppertunity.  lol 101. The only Secret that Victoria has is that the little bow in the middle doesn't undo. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sun Jun 15, 2008 12:12 pm | |
| lol, nice.<about the friend and your saying.
102. Men, they're only good for one thing.....
And I already know how to take out the trash. | |
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.Addicted.
Commiting Grand Theft Auto
Number of posts : 1500
Location : A land of make believe that don't believe in me.
Registration date : 2008-03-26
| | Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sat Jun 21, 2008 4:48 pm | |
| 103. Bye kids, I'm off to start a punk-rock band.
F*ck yeah!. | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:01 pm | |
| I could see Esme doing that....NOT!
104. Do you think I could pass as a senior citizen? i want a discount on the movies. we're tight on money. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:50 am | |
| lol nice.
105. Remember girls..Big girls don't cry. They get even. | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:34 pm | |
| lol its true. lol 106. We're going on a bear hunt. We're gunna catch a big one. I'm not scared. What a beautiful day! Oh no! Squishy mud. Can't go over it. Can't go under it. We're gunna have to....THROW YOU DOWN TO MAKE MY BRIDGE!! HAHAHA!!! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:54 pm | |
| lol
107. Oh, my boobs hang low, yes they wobble to and fro, I can tie them in a knot, I can tie them in a bow, I can throw them over my shoulder like a continental soldier..Yes my boobs hang low. | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:09 pm | |
| that's just wrong!
108. I'm off to the Independence Day Sale at the Playboy Mansion. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:28 pm | |
| Esme and playboy..Now, that just isn't right haha
109. -pointing at Jessica- The lady is a tramp! | |
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Mrs. Ali Jasper Hale
Jasper's Own Personal Stalker & Co-Admin
Number of posts : 663
Age : 31
Location : I'm off trying to grow pot in Alaska.
Humor : *is made of steak*
Registration date : 2007-08-23
| | Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:23 pm | |
| 110. Hello children. Today I'm here to teach you about the wonders of teenage pregnancy. | |
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Bella's_Sister
Refusing Senior Prom
Number of posts : 359
Age : 28
Location : On Cullen Cults... duh.
Humor : It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel proud...
Registration date : 2008-10-05
| | Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:37 pm | |
| 111. Happiness is a box of chocolate... poisoned chocolates for your enemy. I mean, vampires can't even eat chocolate! | |
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