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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:40 am | |
| I would love to see Esme say something like that, I really would.
49. I'm a redneck woman, I ain't no high class broad.. | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:33 am | |
| so would i...
50. I want a pair of trip pants. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:38 pm | |
| 51. Boys, can't live with 'em, and you can't live without 'em. love sucks. | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:44 pm | |
| 52. (to bella) take my advice. find yourself a nice guy who won't almost kill you on a daily basis, kiss him, let him knock you up, and then see if you prefer edward. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:13 pm | |
| haha, let it be Mike. He'd LOVE that. 53. Why do I have to stay home with these incompetant children again? | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:21 pm | |
| You girls kill me...
54. I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because you all have finally driven me insane! Alice isn't going to be the only one who's seen the inside of an Asylum now. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:52 pm | |
| lol 55. You smile at the joke you just played. I smile cuz YOU'RE GUNNA DIE...AGAIN!! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:25 pm | |
| Haha nice. Go get em' Esme!
56. *sings* I will follow him..Follow him wherever he may go And near Him, I always will be For nothing can keep me away,He is my destiny. | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:07 pm | |
| 57. *sings* near, far, wherever you are, i will find you! | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:44 pm | |
| 58. If you would just cheat at the stupid baseball game, you would win...for once! | |
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Lilly Cullen Head of Cullen Cults FBI
Number of posts : 3691 Age : 33 Location : Tryin' to make sure that Anne's post count stays below mine! Humor : Until Bella Swan moved here we all thought he was gay Registration date : 2008-01-08
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:48 pm | |
| were you just singing celine dion? | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:53 pm | |
| 59. So kids, how do you like my new rainbow colored mohawk? | |
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Lilly Cullen Head of Cullen Cults FBI
Number of posts : 3691 Age : 33 Location : Tryin' to make sure that Anne's post count stays below mine! Humor : Until Bella Swan moved here we all thought he was gay Registration date : 2008-01-08
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:23 pm | |
| 60. *corus* its very nice. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:02 pm | |
| 61. Rosalie, stop being such a b!tch to Bella | |
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Lilly Cullen Head of Cullen Cults FBI
Number of posts : 3691 Age : 33 Location : Tryin' to make sure that Anne's post count stays below mine! Humor : Until Bella Swan moved here we all thought he was gay Registration date : 2008-01-08
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:20 pm | |
| ... dunno, she could say that. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:42 pm | |
| Maybe..though I really can't see her saying the word NETSPEAK SUCKS!tch..
62. Go ahead and complain all you want Carlisle, because frankly my dear I don't give a damn. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:21 pm | |
| haha 63. Can I work at Hooters with Rosalie now? | |
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Lilly Cullen Head of Cullen Cults FBI
Number of posts : 3691 Age : 33 Location : Tryin' to make sure that Anne's post count stays below mine! Humor : Until Bella Swan moved here we all thought he was gay Registration date : 2008-01-08
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:39 pm | |
| 64. i need a tit reduction... | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:06 pm | |
| 65. Oh that Britney Spears, she is such a good role model for all the young girls out there. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:20 pm | |
| 66. Now Alice, if you are going to stone a kid at least do it right! *starts throwing boulders at little kids* | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:50 pm | |
| HAHA! Nice
67. *puts on a pointed bra and puts her hair up in a high ponytail* Hey look at me, I'm Madonna. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:01 pm | |
| *bows* thank you thank you. lol Nice one! lol 68. (while making Bella sing Britney Spears) Who was the first vampire? Bella--ummm....dracula? Esme--*throws bologna at Bella* NO! Dammit! we're gunna do this till you get it right!! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:10 pm | |
| That's too funny.. haha
69. I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..It's true, Carlisle even said so. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:47 pm | |
| haha lol i got the thing from Sidney White. lol i freakin love that movie! lol 70. *cocks a rifle* (In a dictator voice) now, im only going to ask one more time, who took the cookie from the cookie jar. *little boy raises hand* yes? Boy--Sarah took the cookie Mrs. Cullen. Esme--Sarah, please step away from the other children. BANG! (In a sweet, Esme voice) Now, does any one want a cookie? | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:16 pm | |
| LMAO! Oh my sides, I can't stop laughing..
71. I have nipples Greg, would you milk me? | |
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