Things Esme Would Never Say

Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:27 pm

haha, thank you! Very Happy

lol. i got the idea from me! Very Happy

lol i joke like that all the time with my little brother and sister. Very Happy

lol (im a smily adict as well)

72. GET YOUR DISNEY FACE ON!!!

Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:16 pm

73. Reality is an illusion caused by a shortage of alcohol.

Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:41 pm

HAHAHAHA!

74. The wheels on the bus go round and round. round and round. round and round. the wheels on the bus go round and round. all through the town.

Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:04 am

Just picturing Esme singing that made me laugh out loud.

75. I've got junk in my trunk.

Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:20 pm

haha.

76. My humps! My humps! My lovely lady lumps!

Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:27 pm

Now that's funny

77. Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.

Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:18 am

Kiss.of.Crimson wrote:: Just picturing Esme saying that is funny.

43. Joan Crawford is my idol.

Ya Esme would never say that cuz bette davis Is BETTER!!!

Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:16 pm

lol

78. Don't hate me cuz I'm hotter.

Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:00 am

I completely agree with you, Bette is bettter.
Haha good one Carmen. I really liked that one.

79. Men and I argue over religious differences. They think they're God and I don't.

Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:36 pm

80. is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy tp see me edward?

Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:06 pm

EWY!

81. Is this AA?

Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:55 pm

Haha nice.

82. I'm posing for playboy, mommy edition.

Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:26 pm

teehee!

83. Johnny Depp is sooooo uber hot!

Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:00 pm

84. I'm Oober Mom!!!

Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:25 pm

85. What the hell is this? An intervention?

Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:27 pm

86. lets send EDWARD TO REHAB!!

Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:09 pm

87. I'm a little tea pot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, here me shout, "Tip, me over and pour me out!"

Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:39 pm

Haha

88. Children, your father has lost his job and Alice can no longer see what is going to happen with the stock market. Rosalie, it looks like you're going to have to become a hooker to help pay the bills.

Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Thu May 01, 2008 7:01 pm

become one, i thought she already was...

Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Thu May 01, 2008 9:21 pm

OMG I CAN'T STOP GIGGLING!!!

Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Fri May 02, 2008 8:58 pm

lol

89. I'm off to the wet T-shirt contest.

Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sun May 04, 2008 9:16 am

Ewwwwwwwwwwwweweweweweweweweeweweeeewwww

90. i'm off to get dinner at the park them kids tast GOOD!!

Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Mon May 12, 2008 11:45 pm

Poor kids.

91. Carlisle is like the energizer bunny..he just keeps going and going and going.. I sometimes wish he had an off switch, a woman can only handle but so much.

Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sun May 18, 2008 4:39 pm

lol......ewwwwww

92. MEMEMEMMEMEMe I <3 mE

Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sat May 24, 2008 11:34 pm

yes i do

93. Let's go rent some dirty videos to turn us on, Carlisle.

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