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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:23 am | |
| 26. I'm a space alien freakadelic weirdo. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:29 am | |
| Nice one haha
27. Rosalie dear, may I borrow one of your really short mini skirts? | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:30 am | |
| nice!
28. Et puis zut! I got carrots all over my nice shiny ipod! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:07 am | |
| Do what!? HAHAHA
29. Carlisle- Whip, chains or cuffs? Or all of the above? | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:18 am | |
| you have a dirty mind, lauren!
(it means, roughly, "oh, darn!")
30. i'm ready for a night at the bar. anyone wanna come? | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:24 am | |
| I know I do. And so do you-don't deny it.
(Thanks for clearing that up)
31. *yelling at one of the kids* Don't you dare clean up that mess! Leave it alone! | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:53 pm | |
| scaryish. 32. *to Carlisle* why did you have to save me after jumping off that cliff!? I hate this family and I especially hate living with you!! | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:57 pm | |
| poor carlisle! 33. jack and jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and jill came tumb'ling after. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:01 pm | |
| 34. Sunny day, sweepin the clooouds away. (and so on) now oscar, you've been mean, so you must DIE! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:52 pm | |
| 35. Everyone grab a beer. We're going to see who can chug theirs down the fastest. | |
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Lilly Cullen Head of Cullen Cults FBI
Number of posts : 3691 Age : 33 Location : Tryin' to make sure that Anne's post count stays below mine! Humor : Until Bella Swan moved here we all thought he was gay Registration date : 2008-01-08
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:57 pm | |
| *roars with laughter* love that one!
*piffs the vodka (empty) bottle at Carlisle. "dont you tell me that im drunk you.... you.... pen1s you!!!
*carlisle backs towards the door* | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:19 am | |
| *falls over laughing*
37. I don't think my 'girls' are big enough. Carlisle dear, may I get breast implants? | |
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Lilly Cullen Head of Cullen Cults FBI
Number of posts : 3691 Age : 33 Location : Tryin' to make sure that Anne's post count stays below mine! Humor : Until Bella Swan moved here we all thought he was gay Registration date : 2008-01-08
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:15 pm | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:26 pm | |
| 38. (while getting her groove on) Oh yes, I am one hot mama! | |
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Lilly Cullen Head of Cullen Cults FBI
Number of posts : 3691 Age : 33 Location : Tryin' to make sure that Anne's post count stays below mine! Humor : Until Bella Swan moved here we all thought he was gay Registration date : 2008-01-08
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:23 pm | |
| *stares*.... ........ .......... .............. ............
!!!? | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:53 pm | |
| Moving on...Haha
39. Rosalie, that skirt isn't short enough. Go try on another. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:39 am | |
| 40. Alice dear, you need some more clothes. here's a thousand dollars to go to the mall with. and take Bella with you, she needs hotter outfits. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:12 pm | |
| 41. Carlisle, you're just not man enough for me anymore. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:02 pm | |
| ah, how sad.
42. Edward, f*ck off. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:14 am | |
| Just picturing Esme saying that is funny.
43. Joan Crawford is my idol. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:53 pm | |
| i agree, i laughed as i typed and now my parents think i have a mental disorder or something. lol
44. If I had a chance to do it again, I think I would have rather it not been Carlisle. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:07 pm | |
| Poor Carlisle
45. Hit me with another bartender, this time hold the rocks. | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:43 pm | |
| 46. Alice? I think I need to go to that shopaholics anonymous meeting with you and lauren. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:17 pm | |
| Haha nice.
47. Girls, lets take Bella to Vegas for a wild weekend for her bachelorett party. | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Esme Would Never Say Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:04 pm | |
| 48. Men! Every time he goes away to his surgery, he leaves me at home to pine and to clean. And do you know how much cleaning there is to do? Day in, day out, that's all I do! Clean, clean, clean. And how much thanks do I get for it? I'll tell you how much. NONE, that's how much! And you know another thing? I bring him home a nice deer, freshly caught, still dripping, and he takes one look at it and says that he'll go watch TV instead. What am I going to do with a dead deer in my kitchen, hmm? Well? [cut because rants like these go on for HOURS ] | |
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