Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...

*shudder* that would be the end of the world!

87. Alice Cullen is not allowed to write a book entitled, "my life as a shopping addict."

88. Alice Cullen is not allowed to make Emmett walk around asking for hugs while only wearing a yellow inflatable rubber ring with a duck head on the front.

nice!

89. Alice Cullen is not allowed to designate Jasper as the Forks branch of the free hugs campaign.

90. Alice Cullen is not allowed to have scooter races in the mall with Rosalie and Bella.

*grins*

91. Alice Cullen is not allowed to terrorize the makeup department at the mall and take it all.

92. Alice Cullen is not allowed to rearrange the clothes section in a department store by sorting them into what 'Looks good' 'Looks bad' 'Looks aweful' etc.

nice!

93. Alice Cullen is not allowed to get a job in a strip club.

Oo good one. Jasper would flip.

94. Alice Cullen is not allowed to give Rosalie a make-over that makes her look like GI Jane.

Nice...

95. Alice Cullen is not allowed to join the What Not to Wear show.

Good one. ( I love that show)

96. Alice Cullen is not allowed to venture off and chase a little white rabbit down a rabbit hole.

Haha

97. Alice Cullen is not allowed to put on a red and white cap and scream "Pikachu, I choose you!"

lol

98. Alice Cullen is not allowed to call herself "Oracle" and join the X-men.

99. Alice Cullen is not allowed to hide behind a bush on the side of the road and then jump out and flash cars as they pass by (especially on sunny days. A sparkly Alice would cause a ten car pile up)

it would indeed!

100 (yay!). Alice Cullen is not allowed to walk out in the sunshine singing, "Here comes the sun."

p.s. yay! 1000th post!!

Lol. These are funny! XD

Alice Cullen is not allowed to dress Edward in a pink and white penguin tux for any occasion that Edward had planned for him and Bella.

nice!

102. Alice Cullen is not allowed to declare every kiss between bella and edward an excuse to drag bella out shopping for a new wardrobe.

Haha good one.

103. Alice Cullen is not allowed to paint Emmett red and make him bust through a brick wall yelling "HEY KOOL-AID!"

so, so true!

104. Alice Cullen is not allowed to move to Sesame Street and become Elmo's best friend. (even though i love Elmo!)

Aww that would be so cute!

105. Alice Cullen is not allowed to dress herself up as Yoda and Jasper up as Count Dooku and have a fight with lightsabers in Toys R Us.

lol!

106. Alice Cullen is not allowed to become a street performer and bring crusty old men to tears with her death scenes.

HAHAH crusty old men.. nice.

107. Alice Cullen is not allowed to put Bella and Rosalie's undergarments in the freezer during a sleep over.

nice! my friend did that once. it was hilarious!

108. Alice Cullen is not allowed to get bella on a sugar high during said sleepover and convince her to sneek out and raid jake's refrigerator for leftover cookies.

My friends and I use to do that to each other all the time (freezing the underwear)

I could just see Bella doing that haha

109. Alice Cullen is not allowed to let Bella join 'the Dark side' just because they have cookies.

she isn't?? *sigh*

110. Alice Cullen is not allowed to wear a leotard and high heeled boots and save the world under the alias Jumping Shrimp.