Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...

as if that gonna happen.

323. Alice is not allowed to steal Rosalie's bra and use it as a slingshot to launch waterballoons at everyone.

*cant breathe through laughing*

324. Alice is not allowed to kidnap Ashley Greene and tie her up inside of a closet so that Rachael Leigh Cook could play her in the movie.

(If that were possible I'd help her with the kidnapping)

id help too!!!

i'll go get the duct tape

Excellent.

325. Alice is not allowed to dress up and go out on Halloween night to people's houses pretending to be a child, just so that she could get free candy.

Bahaha, I can definitely see her doing that. She wouldn't need a costume, as long as she was thirsty...

326. Alice Cullen is not allowed to enter a speed-typing contest while on a caffeine high.

eek!!!

327. Alice Cullen is not allowed to play strip poker with jasper and edward (who are already having a game)

328. Alice Cullen is not allowed to take Bella's bra, stuff it with spaghetti and make Edward wear it.

329. Alice is not allowed to dress up like a oompa loompa and start working at a chocolate factory.

haha lol.

330. Alice Cullen is not allowed to get high on caffine. she's hyper enough as it is!

331. Alice Cullen is not allowed to put a leash on jake and take him for walks. (I would enjoy that though)

that would be amusing...

332. Alice Cullen is not allowed to become a high fashion super model.

333. Alice Cullen is not allowed to offer Jake a doggie biscuit anytime he is around her.

Haha

334. Alice is not allowed to make Bella look like a clown when she does her make-up and hide all the mirrors so that she can't see herself.

335. Alice Cullen is not allowed to lead Charlie on to think that he has a chance with her

poor charlie

336. Alice Cullen is not allowed to become a cheerleader.

337. Alice is not allowed to become the next Evil Canevil.

338. Alice Cullen is not allowed to develop an addiction to Rocky Road ice cream.

339. Alice Cullen is not allowed to have an affair with Jake just so she can kill him in the end. (i wouldn't mind that last part though...)

She should definitely have an affair with him then.

339. Alice is not allowed to move to the mountains and become a hermit.

alice cullen is not allowed to do any of the things in my signature

Alice Cullen is not allowed to
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page herself Over The Intercom. without diguising her Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it 'In'.

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds'.

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because
You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

alice cullen is not allowed to tell little kids that the easter bunny and santa shot eachother so dont expect anything this year