Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...

Oh dear...

413. Alice Cullen is not allowed to hide in a pram with Emmett and Rosalie pushing her, just so she can get into places for free, and then jump out as soon as she gets inside.

(inspiration from the Chasers War On Everything )

Haha nice.

414. Alice is not allowed to go out to a club with Rosalie and tell guys who start showing interest in her that Rosalie is her really jealous and tough girlfriend that will kick the crap out of them if they try and hit on her.

Lol, nice one

415. Alice Cullen is not allowed to go on a mad chase down a frozen river on figure skates with Emmett following her, with dramatic pursuit music playing while they show off all their crazy moves.

(What is it with me and Blades of Glory? Lol, I'd better not inadvertently start doing a "galloping peacock" at the competition on Sunday...)

Haha I like that one. That would be funny to see.

416. Alice is not allowed to walk around in a crowded area, pretend to start crying and ask people if they've seen her mommy.

hehe, i've done that before.....

417. Alice Cullen is not allowed to go on American Idol and sing "I'm a little Tea Pot" for her audition.

Haha I wonder what Simon would say about that one..

418. Alice is not allowed to walk up to a lady and calmly say "Help me. The voices in my head are telling me to do naughty things." Then clap her hands over her ears, and start screaming "NO!!! I DON'T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO NO NO NO!!!!" Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the eyes, and calmly say "I...will start...a fire..." Then pull out a
zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way.

sounds like something i would do!

419. Alice Cullen is not allowed to get High School Musical stuck in her head, then freak out in the middle of the mall clutching her head and rocking back and forth, screaming, "Get out high schoolers, stop corrupting me! GET OUT!!!!!!!!!" (i actually did that. or, rather, i was at the rink and i started screaming, "No, get out! get out!" people were staring at me )

HAHA too funny.

420. Alice is not allowed to walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away.

HAHA!

421. Alice Cullen is not allowed to walk up to some stranger and start just making out with him. and after about 5 minutes pull away, rack him, and then yell "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND YOU SICKO! COPS! COPS! HELP ME!"

ROFL love it.

422. Alice is not allowed to walk into an empty isle at Wal-Mart where no one can see her, pretend someone is with her and start saying really loudly "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME!" Then act as though she were being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

HAHA! *falls over laughing*

423. Alice Cullen is not allowed to go to a store with Esme and ask for a soda and if Esme says no, start clapping her hands and yelling "Sorry mom! I'll try harder next time I swear! Please stop! You're hurting me!"

lmao, one of my friends did that.

That is HILARIOUS! Good one.

424. Alice is not allowed to walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. And see if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

425. Alice Cullen is not allowed to start talking to some random stranger, and then break off in the middle and say, with a tour-guide-Barbie grin, "Hi, I'm Alice Cullen, patient number 453 at your local mental hospital. I hope you are enjoying your conversation with me. If you have any questions, comments, or complaints, please contact my doctors at 1-800-PSYCHO" and then continue talking as though nothing had happened.

HAHAHA!! Too funny Anne

426. Alice is not allowed to put a dollar bill on the end of a fishing line and hide. Then when someone tries to pick up the dollar, start pulling it away from them so that they can't get it.

haha, that's something that I've always wanted to do! but my mom won't let me have a fishing hook....wonder why. lol

427. Alice Cullen is not allowed to stock a hot guy, give him a hug, say "I love you!" and run away.

428. Alice Cullen is not allwed to call random starngers asking were her mommy is.

429. Alice is not allowed to do a vintrilliquest act with Jasper and pretend to be his puppet.

hehe

430. Alice Cullen is not allowed to tell random little kids that she is their real mom.

431. Alice Cullen is not allowed to run up to random people and scream in their face

Haha

432. Alice Cullen is not allowed to start up a webcam conversation with somebody, then freeze up and start acting really freaked out, pointing to the door behind the person on the other end of the conversation and whispering, "There's an axe murderer peeking out of your closet!" and watch the expression on their face.

HAHAHA priceless.

433. Alice is not allowed to go to the mall, move the women's clothing to the men's department and the men's clothing to the women's department and watch as confusion breaks out amongst the shoppers.

that's funny.

434. Alice Cullen is not allowed to fail a class so that she can have "extra tutoring" with a hot teacher.

Haha that sounds like something I would have done..

435. Alice is not allowed to use Chinese water torture on Bella so that she'll finally cave in and go on a three day long shopping spree with her.

Alice, I will soo go on a three day shopping spree with you!
sorry, had to say it!

436. Alice Cullen is not allowed to pance Edward in the hallway.

Oooh dear...

437. Alice Cullen is not allowed to go blundering through all the cupboards in the house, smashing all the fine china frantically and screaming at the top of her lungs, and then when Esme tells her to calm down, start panicking and yelling "Quick! You have to help me! The teacup murderer is in town!"