Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...

lol!

438. Alice Cullen is not allowed to threated Bella with prom to get her to come shopping.

Hehe

439. Alice is not allowed to buy a bag of cotton balls and a ball of string instead of the tampons that Bella told her to get. Then when Bella asks her why she got those instead reply "Because they were soooo much cheaper. You'll just have to roll your own."

*snort*

440. Alice Cullen is not allowed to start the "Jasper Appreciation Club" and insist that all members go around in their underwear with "I love Jasper Hale" tattooed on their behinds.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

441. Alice Cullen is not aloud to make a documentary about the lives of humans and follow random people around with a camera

Nice..

442. Alice is not allowed to take everyone to Salem, go out in the woods and make her own version of The Blair Witch Project.

lol

443. Alice Cullen is not allowed to make t.A.T.NETSPEAK SUCKS. Americana with Rosalie.

Nice

444. Alice is not allowed to tie up and blind fold Emmett, strip him down until he's completely naked, put him int the car, drive four awhile and then drop him on the side of a busy highway and leave him there.

stupid filter

445. Alice Cullen is not allowed to conspicuously touch the deodorant every time bella walks into her room.

Ha.

446. Alice is not allowed to put Bella's picture on a dating site and see how many hits she gets.

she would, too!

447. Alice Cullen is not allowed to become evil world dominator and give all the high places in her government to little fluffy bunnies.

oo, i would soo do that!

448. Alice Cullen is not allowed to talk Edward into wearing a pink to-to and dancing to "Swan Lake" in front of the whole school...

Somehow I can't see him caving in...

449. Alice Cullen is not allowed to attend the 'Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.'

lol, nice!

450. Alice Cullen is not allowed to bribe Emmett with bears and make him sing the national anthem at school in pig-latin while hopping up and down on one foot while wearing fluffy slippers and a hot pink bathrobe.

Haha, now that would funny to see.

451. Alice is not allowed to put cherry bombs in the toilets at school and use her vampire speed to set them all off at the same time, and yell "There she blows!" from the hall when they do.

oh, that would be HILARIOUS!

452. Alice Cullen is not allowed to hang Mike Newton's underwear from the flagpole.

That would be funny to see. I bet he wears tighty whities

453. Alice is not allowed to put on a pair of dark sunglasses, pretend that she's blind, walk around and bump into people. And when she bumps into them, steal their credit cards so that she'll have even more money to spend.

she doesn't need any more, with her special gold credit card thing .

454. Alice Cullen is not allowed to read this thread and do it all anyway.

I agree.

455. Alice is not allowed to put on a bikini and start mud wrestling with Rosalie, and let the guys watch while they fight.

They'd be watching, alright

456 (<-- Cool number ). Alice Cullen is not allowed to switch Mike Newton's water bottle with hydrochloric acid and cackle manically when she hears the scream.

haha nice.

457. Alice Cullen is not allowed to make Bella's bridesmaids wear puffy pink dresses form the 80's.

poor bella!

478. Alice Cullen is not allowed to become one of the X-men when she grows up.

I wonder which one she would be..

479. Alice is not allowed to go to dress up as a dead person on Halloween, go to the cemetary, have someone bury her in a freshly dug grave, and then crawl out of the grave whenever she hears people coming toward her.

lol, nice.
i can see her as phoenix or storm.

480. Alice Cullen is not allowed to turn a grizzly bear into a vampire so that she can have a pet.

I'm sure Emmett would love that haha

481. Alice is not allowed to dress Jasper up as a Goth, put a spiked dog collar around his neck that is attached to a leash and parade him around town with a sign on him that says "I'm Alice's Mr. Freaky"

lol, nice.

482. Alice Cullen is not allowed to dress exclusively in spandex and wander through Forks making out with random guys just to make Jasper jealous.