Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...

533. Alice is not allowed to kidnap Bella and give her a makeover

534. Alice is not allowed to go to McDonald's/Burger King and tell them to 'super size' her.

hehe, nice.

535. Alice is not allowed to try and teach bella how to sew. major blood loss there...

Indeed.

536. Alice is not allowed to take apart Emmett's Jeep, sell the parts on Ebay and then sell the rest for scrap metal.

537. Alice Cullen is not allowed to throw Edward's piano out the window and tell him that it was Bella's fault.

538. Alice is not allowed to dance around naked under the light of the full moon like a crazy person.

ok then....lol

539. Alice is not allowed to get high on freezer pops.

Talk about a brain freeze.

540. Alice is not allowed to dress everyone up as nursery rhyme characters for halloween.

lol

541. Alice Cullen is not allowed to go up to Mike Newton and say "10 or the 30 voices in my head love you. The other 20 are smart."

542. Alice Cullen is not allowed to go to a bar, flash every male and turn them on.

543. Alice Cullen is not allowed to enter a wet t-shirt contest.

544. Alice Cullen is not allowed to become a drug addicted, teen fake mom for a day just to freak the other kids out at school.

That would be interesting to see..

545. Alice is not allowed to hunt down one of Bella's favorite performers and kidnap them, so that they can perform at Bella and Edward's wedding.

LOL, that would be something to see

546. Alice Cullen is not allowed to be the one who broke the pen and put an end to the beautiful chain of "Edward Cullen"s in Carmen's siggy.

Nice one.

547. Alice is not allowed get a bunch of daggers and mace and go on a Jake and Mike induced killing spree.
(Yes, she is allowed. I give her permission)

lol
Alice Cullen is not allowed to dress up like a vampire (the fake kind) for Halloween

Lol, but she would anyway...

Haha, Lauren, she'll be joining me

549. Alice Cullen is not allowed to tell us all Twilight isn't real so we should get real lives and not be obsessed anymore.

(Only, if she were actually there telling us that, I think that would be proof enough that Twilight is real...)

You make very good point, Sam.

550. Is not allowed to slip a whole bottle of laxatives into Jessica's drink.

That would surely ruin someone's day..

That would suck!

551.Alice Cullen is not allowed to dress up in a turban and tell everyone that she is Ms. Cleo

552. Alice Cullen is not allowed to spike everyone's drink, sleep with them, and tell them that she is Trixie the playboy bunny.

*snort*

553. Alice Cullen is not allowed to take up martial arts so that she can use it against Jasper and win even more quickly.

554. Alice Cullen is not allowed to adopt 100 bunnies and tell people its her new collection

555. Alice is not allowed to go and wax every inch of Jasper's body while he's distracted.

lol

556. Alice is not allowed to become and evil genius and turn all the cullens into zombies to further her plot to rule the world with the help of her evil purple penguins. (purple penguins- oh, really? d@mn it, there goes that idea! guess it's back to the drawing board for us...)

557. Alice is not allowed to hijack a Sesame Street episode and sing,
"La la la la, la la la la, Alice's World,
La la la la, la la la la, Alice's World,
Alice loves her credit card,
Her Porsche too,
That's Alice's world!"