Things Edward Cullen is not allowed to do.

101. Edward is not allowed to use Alice as his "Guniea pig Barbie" as revenge for doing it to Bella.

ha ha i like one hundred

Thanks.

102. Edward is not allowed to go to one of the football games at school and streak completely naked across the field.

103. Edward Cullen is not allowed to start singing "Fer Sure" By the Medic Droid whenever someone asks him a yes or no question

Haha nice!

104. Edward is not allowed to grow his hair out and start wearing it in dreadlocks.

ewy.

105. Edward Cullen is not allowed to say that he is younger than he really is and try out for American Idol every year.

Haha He'd put them all to shame.

106. Edward is not allowed to make Bella get a binkini wax before they go on their honeymoon.

Ouchy that would hurt

107. Edward isn't allowed to go up to Jessica Stanely and go, "I broke my lip will you kiss it and make it better?"

Oo would he be in trouble for that one..Jessica too for that matter.

108. Edward is not allowed to go around Forks taking people's pets and have them as a midnight snack.

haha funny

109. Edward Cullen is not allowed to go to La Push and tell Jacob his true feelings for him.

Well i think Jake already knows Edward doesn't like him hah

110. Edward Cullen isn't allowed to sing "Ice Ice Baby" By Vanilla Ice

That would be funny

111. Edward is not allowed to go to Wal-Mart and set up a tent in the camping department, and tell others that he'll only invite them in if they bring pillows form the bedding department.

112. Edward Cullen isn't allowed to get high off sharpies

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That would be a sight to see.

113. (YES! my favorite number!!!) Edward Cullen is not allowed to get high period.

Yupperz it would be a sight...

114. Edward Cullen isn't allowed to get REALLY thirsty and then come to school and go and trick Mike into coming into the janitors closet with him *Dun dun dun*

115. Edward Cullen is not allowed to obey rule 114.
ha ha

Hah yeah I understand where your coming from Rachel

mikes going down!

hah yupperz!!

116.Edward isn't allowed to bury himself under ground so no one can find him

117. Edward is not allowed to gang up on Mike, strip him down until he's completely nude, then put tape over his mouth and tie him up to a street lamp with a sign around his neck saying WILL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO. FREE OF CHARGE.

Hah sooo funny

118. Edward isn't allowed to put all different kinds of condoms in Jessica's locker and put a note that says, "Hey Jess I need some Action. -Love Mike"

HAHA very nice.

119. Edward is not allowed to capture Jacob and send him to the pound with a note saying that he needs to go to a good home.

Hah thats a good one lets hope he doesn't morph to human while Edwards pinning the note to him....hah

120. Edward isn't allowed to go out in front of the whole Forks high and get a knife out and say whats the point of this life. then stab himself in the bare chest.

Would the knife even go in? Or would it crumble into pieces? Hmm..

121. Edward is not allowed to stuff Alice into a large suitcase and smuggle her onto a plane just so that they wouldn't have to pay for more than one ticket.

122. Edward Cullen isn't allowed to break the treaty because he feels like he wants to go to First Beach