Things Edward Cullen is not allowed to do.

31. Edward Cullen is not allowed to go back on his word to make love to Bella when they get married! THAT would just be MEAN

that would make me so mad if he did that. i almost peed my pants (not really) when I read chapter 20. Compromise in Eclipse! lol.

32. Edward Cullen is not allowed to go to the beach to show off his "guns"

Haha I like that number 32 very funny!! Hah

33. Edward isn't allowed to cheat at baseball...hehe
I know he already broke number 29 it's just I needed something to say

34. Edward isn't allowed to get jasper to make Bella feel good about him leaving her for her own good.

35. Edward isn't allowed to trade his volvo for a pink minivan

36. Edward isn't allowed to tease Bella about how clumsy she is

37. Edward is not allowed to make fun of Bella for being so slow.

38. Edward is NOT allowed to take Alice's Porche back because she lost track of bella.

39. (sry, im on a roll tonight) Edward is not allowed to let anyone kidnap Bella besides him nemore.

Teehee...I want to be kidnaped by Edward.....

40. Edward Cullen is not allowed to become a solicitor and bug people all day. (Even though hearing his velvet voice wouldn't be too bad...)

Yeah
41. Edward Cullen isn't allowed to protest Bella getting him a teddybear just because he eats bears

nice!

42. Edward Cullen is not allowed to do the happy dance every time Bella looks at him.

43. Edward is not allowed to growl at Bella when he's furiously mad with her

44. Edward Cullen is not allowed to tell little children that he hunts Yogi Bear during the winter.

Haha

45. Edward Cullen is not allowed to dress up as Dracula for Halloween, and go door to door mistaking their blood for his "treat".

lol!

46. Edward Cullen is not allowed to take Bella to a nude beach for their honeymoon.

47. Edward Cullen isn't allowed to kill Jacob Black..

48. Edward Cullen isn't allowed to tell Alice to go take a shopping spree with Bella

Bella would die if he said that #48 haha

49. Edward Cullen isn't allowed to leave Bella and Jacob in the middle of the woods by thereselves

especially 47!!!

50. Edward Cullen is not allowed to proclaim himself sex god of the universe.

51. Edward Cullen isn't allowed to tell Bella she needs to go jump off a cliff with her moronic dog

52. Edward Cullen is not allowed to go to Volterra ever again!

53.Edward Cullen isn't allowed to make a song about hating Mike Newton
even though he should hehe

lol

54. Edward Cullen is not allowed to go gothic and make a rock band with him and Alice and Jasper and call it the "Blood Suckers."

haha thats hilarious!!!

55. Edward Cullen isn't allowed to go sell girl-scout-cookies with Alice in uniform

i'd buy some from him!

56. Edward Cullen is not allowed to become a scout master and organize camp outs in bear-hunting territory.

57. Edward cullen is not allowed to tell Jessica he loves her

58. Edward is not allowed to tell Bella that she is the slowest, clumsiest,ugliest, and stinkiest person on the whole wide world.

that would just be RUDE >_<

Yeah that would be rude....=]

i think i would cry if he did that :'( *sob*

59. Edward Cullen is not allowed to get married to Lauren and not tell Bella first.

haha, like that would ever happen! :}