Corrupt-a-wish

Say a wish and the person after you will corrupt it

For Example:
I wish Stephenie Meyer would come to my town.

The next person could say:
Stephenie comes to your town, but you get snowed in and can't go see her.

Something like that

I'll start:

I wish that I could lose 20 pounds.

Granted, but everyone gains 90 and you are an abnormality, so you wish that you will gain.

I wish that I didn't have to fill out these applications and worry about if I will get into the school or not.

While filling out these application the pen bursts into flames burning all your fingers off which makes you unable o get into any school and you end up working at Burger King. YAY!

I wish my juice box wasn't all gone

Granted, but i is now poisonous.

I wish my friend doesn't have to move.

She doesn't move but her minds gets taken over by aliens and she attmepts to kill you!

I wish Homecoming wasn't over...

It isn't over, but you are forced to work as slaves for the school during it. (that was bad, lol)


I wish I could sleep some more.

You do sleep more but end up like Sleeping Beauty but your prince never comes

I wish Becca wouldm move back...

She moved back but now she hates your guts.

I wish I didn't have to move.

You walk into a construction site and your feet get stuck in the cement in front of your house and you can't go anywhere

I wish I had a lollipop

( i had a good one, then i realized it wasnt site appropriate, damnit...)
you get a lollipop, but you chock on it and die! (yes that can still be double meaning, sorry i cannot hear that word...DEMONIC SHUT UP)
i wish Demonic would either take over or go away!

Granted, but she is replaced by Lucifina, who is worse.

I wish I knew if this was a joke or not....

It is a joke and a very bad one at that.

I wish I didn't feel stress.

granted, but now you don't feel anything at all

i wish that my best friend wasn't graduating in a year and leaving me by myself.

Granted, but everyone leaves you.

I wish I didn't feel like dirt.

Granted. You're lower then dirt now.

I wish I knew what people were thinking.

granted, but now you know all the bad things they think about you and others

I wish I knew what I was doing

You realize that you were on Ebay bidding for Hannah Montana tickets!! *GASP* How could you!?

I wish I had a cookie...YUM >.<

The cookie is poisoned and you died a terribly painful death.

I wish life wasn't so boring.

You're life turns into a musical!! With such poppy annoying songs your brain turns into oatemal and drips out your ears. YAY!

I wish I didn't have to go to school...

Granted, but the reason is because your whole family dies.

I wish I could hang out longer with my friend than just for half an hour at a football game.

You can, but it's because you two get handcuffed together and get sick of each other, so your friend finally eats you. ^^

I wish HE would fall in love with me!!!!!!!!

He ends up stalking you and become a creepster which eventualy ends with your murder...DUN DUN DUUUUUUN

I wish I had a pet goldfish XP

Granted, but you get two and they eat each other, letting you find their bloody caracasses floating in the tank the next morning.

(wow that was disturbing for me because I have 4 fish!!!!)

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow

You turn in to sleeping beauty and your prince never comes. Aww how sad.

I wish I could watch Juno again...

granted, but you get the DVD that's all scratched up and its skipping through the entire movie. (I really really really really hate it when that happens...)

I wish I didn't have to turn to parents for permission for everything