Corrupt-a-wish

You're parents no longer care for you so they kick you out of the house and don't pay your school fees

I wish I could have Tic Tacs fall out of my mailbox like in Juno

Granted, but they all taste like vomit.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

granted, but you have to go shovel horse crap all day instead.

I wish I woke up earlier today so I didn't feel like I wasted so much of my life...

You woke up so early you became an insomniac nver to sleep again.

I wish I could figure out this Rubicks cube......

Granted, but then everyone can and it's not a big deal anymore.

(i can solve a rubicks cube, by the way...)

I wish I knew what I was supposed to do.

you can do a rubick's cube?

i wish i could do a rubicks cube.

Granted but it fry's your brain.

I wish my room was clean-ish

hey missbella you forgot to corrupt my wish!

Granted, but it becomes too clean and you die upon looking at the intense sparkly-shinyness of it

I wish grades didn't matter and I could relax for once.

Grades don't matter, but every day they check your personal hygiene using extensive medical equipment. If you don't pass that, you get kicked out of school.
I wish my brother would suddenly be nice to me.

Not that I'm trying to insult your hygiene, but if you forgot to brush your teeth because your alarm clock didn't go off- there goes college!

Your brother is WAAAY to nice and you get so annoyed you go insane and spend the rest of your days in a white padded room. YAY!

I wish this song would be over already!!

Granted, its over, but now it's the only song you can listen to for your entire life.

I wish I wasn't extremely cold anymore.

Granted. You are now being boiled alive,
I wish they'd let me out of this stupid padded cell.

Granted, but now you're in a cement 3 foot by 4foot one.

I wish I could find my USB.

Granted, but rats chewed through it.

I wish I could invent something worthwhile.

Granted, but it goes insane and explodes and you get sued for everything you have.

I wish my neighbors weren't so annoying

All of your annoying neighbors move away and soon your whole family becomes secluded from society.

I wish I had another pot pie.

It is full of maggots EEEWWWW

I wish it was 6 already

It's 6... in the morning.
I wish the voices in my head would stop trying to make me kill my friends.

They convince your friends to kill you

I wish I wasn't so lazy

Granted, but now your the opposite of lazy and can never sit still, ever.

I wish that my best friend was back

She comes back but turns into a zombie and eats your brains (Ewwwww)

I wish my mac and cheese was ready

It's ready, but someone slipped some poison into it.
I wish it were summer vacation already!. (Sad, i know. It's only October now.)

I wish the Lex chat was back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok I'll do 2 since one got skipped...

Granted, but you have to go to summer school.

and Granted, but it's only back for a day and you miss it.

I wish that tomorrow was a holiday. I don't wanna go to school.