Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but he turns out to be the worst boyfriend on the face of the Earth.

I wish that I could do something fun right now

Granted, but you find nothing fun to do for the rest of the week.

I wish I didn't have to go to my Dad's house this weekend...

You don't have to, because you're in jail.

I wish it were tomorrow.

Granted, but you sleep through most of it.

I wish I wasn't feeling sick.

Granted, but everyone else who matters does

I wish that I could pause time

Granted, but you can't make it go ever again.

I wish I had school holidays now.

You have school holidays, but you have summer school, whereas all your friends are off on tropical vacations.

I wish my crush would talk to me.

He talks to you, but you find out he is really boring to talk to.

I wish the house was clean. -.-

It is so clean it is completely empty.

I wish it were Thursday.

Granted, but it will forever be Thursday!

I wish I didn't have to clean the dishes right now...

You don't, but you will later and by then the pile will be miles high.

I wish I had no homework to worry about tonight.

Granted, but now you have other things to worry about.

I wish I wasn't such a slacker sometimes

Granted, but now all you want to do is work.

I wish I had no homework this weekend. >_<

You don't, but next weekend... ouch.

I wish I could live on Mars.

Granted, but no one else can, it turns out your the only one that can live in that atmosphere. O_O

I wish I had a lot of money.

Granted, but then you gamble it all away and lose everything.

I wish I had something to do

Granted, but you get my homework to do instead!

I wish I had more hot chocolate...

You have so much hot chocolate you drown in it.

I wish I had more sleep!

Granted, but now only the kiss of Prince Charming can wake you up! =P

I wish I had something to eat...

Sweet! I get to sleep until I meet my true love. That sounds pretty good to me.

You have too much to eat and get a terrible stomachache.

I wish I knew what the homework was.

Granted, but you get even more!

I wish It was tomorrow already. -.-

It is suddenly always tomorrow and you get caught in an endless time vortex.

I wish we were going somewhere for spring break.

Oh dear, Groundhog Day.

Granted, but you get lost there and spend most of your time, looking for where you are supposed to be.

I wish I had my jacket now.

Granted, but it's sopping wet.

I wish my phone would charge without my having to hold it.

It does... it charges while stuck in a black widow's web in an attic in Antarctica.

I wish all my friends weren't going to D.C. on a school trip during break.